Zhanga: December 8, 2008
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On the last day of religion class, the girl sitting next to me told the class about how her boyfriend got rear-ended on the interstate (how does that even happen?), and his laptop got destroyed because it was in the trunk. Unfortunately, the laptop had his almost-complete term paper on it. After she finished telling her story, I experienced the following non sequitur:
Me: Hey you know, the hard drive is probably still
good so maybe he won't have to rewrite the paper.
Girl: Oh it's ok, the insurance company is paying for
all of it.
As I opened my mouth to explain, I remembered that she was the girl who acted like she'd never heard of a function (as in math) before, so I just smiled and nodded. Just for the record, she was a dyed blonde and qualified as a chompie, though on a scale of Apu to Homer, she was not that orange and definitely leaned towards Apu.
8:54PM
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remember when you got rear-ended on the interstate?
...by hanif
james on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 at 12:09 AM
i havnt heard the word chompie in like 5 years.
Charles on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 at 11:54 AM
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