Zhanga: October 1, 2008

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 (5 comments)

Sarah Palin is retarded. Here's her appearing to support Hamas, not knowing anything about the Middle East, and not answering the question at all; not knowing any Supreme Court decisions besides Roe v Wade and blabbering about tons of useless garbage; contradicting McCain's stated stance and getting owned (this one is funny because of McCain's "Oh God, how is she so retarded" look he's trying to hide from the camera); and not being able to name a single newspaper or magazine despite being a journalism major.

The gold, though, goes to this one. It's one of the worst interview answers I have ever heard (and I do listen to myself), and from a VP candidate no less. If you haven't seen this one, and you're an American, you have to. After watching it, please watch this. What are the key differences? I mean, they both throw in as many positive-sounding popular phrases as possible, string them together with filler, and don't end up answering the question at all. Or making any sense at all, really. The only difference is that Palin used slightly better grammar.

I read a transcript of that last interview a few days before I finally watched it. During that time, I also read a transcript of Tina Fey's SNL skit where she impersonates Palin, and when I read it I was actually led to believe that the Palin transcript I had read was fake, because there's no way SNL and the real thing could sound the same, right? Apparently I had too much faith. Here is Tina Fey making more sense than Palin despite mocking her.

I am now convinced that McCain chose Palin solely because she has a vagina. They don't even agree on some major issues, which they openly admit to (I think it was the bailout plan, and might be in one of those videos). Let's face it, as a guy who went to public middle/high school, I guarantee that there are some girls dumber than sin who are better fit to serve as VP of this country than this woman.

I am incredibly embarassed to be a citizen of a country where almost half the population supports this nonsense.

And on that topic, I took the liberty of slightly editing a picture of a dear friend:

Yes, that is CiCi.

9:35PM

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