Zhanga: July 24, 2007
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If you want to apply for a Microsoft internship for next summer, or a full-time job, get a resume ready and let me know by August 10. Apparently, the procedure for applying or whatever is going to change due to some government regulation, so to get around that you can apply early. Yes, I'll stop job-whoring now.
I figure since I program this boring MS product by day, maybe I could do something that's actually interesting by night...
So is there something you really want to see on Facebook? A new feature or whatever -- it could be pretty much anything. It doesn't have to be a discrete piece by itself. It could be integrated with other parts of Facebook, and of course the most powerful aspect is that it can connect with other Facebook users. Their apps platform allows a very wide range of possibilities.
So if you have any ideas, well, you can now leave comments! Which I'm sure you've all been dying to do since that day my server went out, right?
By the way, the following are not options because Facebook has made them technically impossible:
- Track who visits your profile.
- Track who looks at your photos.
- Track... stats of pretty much any kind without explicit authorization from the user you're trying to track (as in they have to add the app).
And for good reason, too. If creeps like me couldn't freely be creepy, then that would mean less page views for Facebook, which means less ad revenue and less money in their pockets.
So anyways, give me ideas if you have any so I can do something interesting at night other than fail at cooking (I keep forgetting to defrost my meat (no meat jokes... please.) so I ate vegetarian dinners the past two nights).
6:58PM
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its been hard not calling hanif gay while the comments were down
for facebook, you should create an app that is like poking people except itd would say "Click here to jizz on Gene" or something like that.
also, hanif is gay.
james on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at 10:10 PM
one time drew said, "Just to prove I'm not gay I am going to suck off Hanif on this couch in front of all of you right now."
Then Hanif liked it that much.
pat on Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 1:39 AM
who's drew? and y r all these strangers calling me gay... david, wut have u done? wut stories have u told?
i'm gonna fly over to atlanta and shut down ur electricity again, so no one'll be able to call me gay in comments
hanif on Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 4:21 AM
and while i'm there i'll have a good time w/ ur mom and sister
hanif on Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 4:24 AM
make some kind of app related to hanif's [homo]sexuality
pat on Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 5:37 AM
hanif's name has the same number of letters as penis. cosmic coincidence? NO WAY. does "shut down ur electricity" mean put it in your butt? im a master code breaker
Ronjon on Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 6:16 PM
James - they already have X Me.
How about protected notes? I'd post notes if I could specify who I wanted to see it.
Or how about an app to make the Chinese flag an icon for everything?
Gene on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 4:31 AM
Oh yeah, I saw Hanif take it up the butt from a big black man on pornotube.
Gene on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 4:31 AM
so, gene, u enjoy watching big black men and big hairy indians gettin' it on?
hanif on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 4:21 PM
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