Zhanga: July 6, 2007
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Guess I haven't written here for a while. Well, last Thursday I went to the house of BillG himself. There were 267 interns on the list, plus about 20 highly ranked VPs and general managers and other executives. About six circles of people (~50?) surrounded Bill the whole time and tried to talk to him and shake his hand and whatnot. I eventually got my turn, and by that time I was really tired of retarded crap like "Where do you see Microsoft in ten years?" or "What are your views on Google?" etc.
I asked him what his favorite fruit is, and he replied with, "Raspberries, bananas, oranges... I like them all!" I think there was another fruit between bananas and oranges, but I forgot what it was. However... it was not "apple." He definitely left apples out.
My revised list of lifetime accomplishments:
- Wore Blue Screen of Death shirt to Bill Gates's house.
- Peed in Bill's toilet.
- Shook hands with him and exchanged words.
- Beat Parkview in Science Bowl.
- ...
Half a week later (I think it was Monday when I heard this), Bill is declared no longer world's richest man... go figure.
Some intern wrote on a MS mailing list, "Bill, you'll always be number one to me!" Isn't that cute?
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Lol, well done w/ achievement number 1
BTW, have you seen the Rush Hour 3 trailer!??!?! FUCKING AMAZING
hanif on Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 3:37 PM
thats really cool
Ronjon on Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 7:20 PM
how did number 4 happen?
maylene on Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 11:01 PM
and that intern was you, wasn't it... you ass-kisser
hanif on Sunday, July 8, 2007 at 4:09 AM
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