Zhanga: April 12, 2007

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Thursday, April 12, 2007 (10 comments)

There's this guy who I did a project with once. I always felt some guilt inside me every time I spoke to him, because every single time he said anything, I couldn't stop thinking, "I bet he really, really enjoys getting pounded in the ass." I just couldn't help thinking it.

Well, today he joined a Facebook group for gay people, so I guess I was right. I don't feel so guilty any more.

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Anyways.

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So I'm supposed to be going to China for some sort of investment internship, but yesterday I got a call from Microsoft saying they'd like to schedule a second round of interviews for me (this is a month after they rejected me the first time). That means a free trip to Washington, a visit to the Microsoft campus, and maybe a shot at interning there. I'm excited!

Maybe I should wear my Blue Screen shirt? Or what about a pirate costume with a Windows shirt? Or maybe a Linux shirt with Tux the Penguin, plus a Firefox hat...

Dear Microsoft recruiters, please ignore the previous paragraph if you've somehow managed to Google I mean Live Search this site from my name.

2:28PM

Comments

ur funny

Tiffany on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 7:35 PM

hey, was that ur girlfriend that was kidnapped in rush hour?

hanif on Sunday, April 15, 2007 at 8:12 AM

yea funny hanif

Maylene on Sunday, April 15, 2007 at 3:23 PM

thanks, i thought so too

hanif on Sunday, April 15, 2007 at 8:22 PM

how come your zhanga doesnt have RSS?

james on Monday, April 16, 2007 at 11:41 PM

i don't like RSS, if i'm efficient with my computer usage then there's more time where i'm doing nothing

pat on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 1:38 AM

batin?

james on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 2:17 AM

i can only whack off so many times

pat on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 9:16 PM

update loser.

Maylene on Friday, April 20, 2007 at 6:47 PM

he's too busy smoking pot

pat on Friday, April 20, 2007 at 11:49 PM


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