Zhanga: March 17, 2007

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 (1 comment)

When I was driving home Wednesday night, I messed up and rear-ended this angry lady driving an SUV. As Murphy dictated, my car got messed up and her SUV had not a single scratch or smudge. Furthermore, the bitch had a terrible attitude. She told me she "wasn't sure if [her] bumper was bent down" so she had to call the police just to make sure. Of course, her SUV is three feet higher off the ground than my car, so my bumper went under hers during the collision. So her bumper would have bent upwards, if anything.

So I got a ticket, my insurance is going to get raped, and my mom cut off three fingers of my left hand. I can't wait until the lady files insurance claims for the severe back problems my 5 mph collision caused.

The next night I parked outside. In the morning, I entered my car and turned it on. I rested my right elbow on the center console and wondered why there was so much condensation on the leather.

Then I looked up and noticed I had left the sunroof open... through a night of rain.

2:20PM

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lol that sucks

Lilly on Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 2:55 PM

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