Zhanga: August 13, 2006
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Based on a true story...
[20:36] icydog1: ok, so the lamest thing ever happened
today
[20:36] icydog1: I was eating watermelon seeds, listening
to britney spears, and reading slashdot
[20:36] eixenelyam: ...
[20:36] icydog1: and I bent over... and my pants ripped
[20:36] icydog1: no, my boxers ripped
[20:36] eixenelyam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:37] icydog1: they had pink hearts and purple flowers
all over them
[20:37] eixenelyam: ROFL
[20:37] icydog1: they were my favorite ones! I was so
pissed!
I guess I should go on a diet now. =(
She wrote all of the above, by the way. I didn't actually say any of that. Sadly, upon reading it, I realize that it is (almost?) completely believable.
But yeah, I bent over to plug a microphone into my computer, and my boxers went riiiiiiippp. I have a 4 inch hole in my boxers right where my anus is. I guess God is telling me I need a new $2 pack of Walmart boxers.
9:16PM
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