Zhanga: June 2006

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 (3 comments)

Yesterday Roger got hit by a truck, but that's a different story. He asked me to go to Publix with him to get some bandages, so I went and while I was there, got some floss for myself. The floss came out to be $1.67, but I had a $100 and nothing else. I kept using all my small change earlier because I didn't want to break the $100 on some little $2 thing, but now I was totally out of anything else so I had to pay with Ben. Luckily, Roger had $2.07 and told me to keep the change. I made $0.40 profit on that one.

Today was my first day of work. I drove to Buckhead and forgot that there's a toll booth on 400 along the way. I had a $100, a quarter, a dime, and a nickel. The guy laughed at me as he counted my change...

Lunch was awful. My choices were either a sandwich or "hot food," so of course I picked the hot food. It consisted of rice, broccoli, beef (chicken?), and sweet potatoes. I figured that'd be close enough to Chinese food to satisfy the fob in me. Except the rice tasted like grass without the chlorophyll, the broccoli tasted like it had been sitting in my sink for a week, the sweet potatoes had cinnamon in them and I hate cinnamon, and well, I don't even know if the meat was chicken or beef, but the funny thing is that the meat was the best part of the meal. It did taste distinctly like meat even if it didn't look like anything in particular.

A few days ago I found a cup of mostly vodka... in my oven. Must have been from when the cops showed up. I bet that by now my mom has found random crap lying around, and has just been too lazy to ask me about them.

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I called Lilly 2 minutes ago and she's taking senior pictures right now with some other sags. She said they're on their 4th shot and started at 1:30. For those of you who can't do math, that's 1 shot every 90 minutes. I have no words for this.

7:22PM

Sunday, June 25, 2006 (2 comments)

I found an interesting submission on the funnies submission page (the one I recently put back up). It goes like this:

[Submitter]
charles cao

[Quote]
Charles: I ate soup for lunch
David: Really? I ate cock for breakfast.

I think when Ronjon submitted that, he meant to put "Ronjon" instead of "David." Usless Indians.

I was reading a Digg article entitled "Warantless Surveillance Program to Become Legal" (I know, morons on Digg can't spell). Anyways, here's the blurb:

The White House is nearing an agreement with Congress on legislation that would write President Bush's warrantless surveillance program into law.

Great, warrantless surveillance. I love Bush, and I love his stupid followers. Agh. I read the first two comments on this article, and although they were funny, they were also a little disheartening:

>Whatever happened to the 4th amendment..
>>A plane flew into it.

That's too true. The terrorists have won, they really have.

8:43PM

Friday, June 23, 2006 (0 comments)

Haha, I was just working on the GA Coalition to End Homelessness website, and they wanted me to put a thing on the home page that says "About Extreme Heat" as a heading. I finished and noticed that I had put a big heading on the home page that said "About Extreme Head."

Yufei wins the lyrics thing. The rest of you are noobs and suck at gay lyrics. I should have put Sweetest Sin and With You in there for Ronjon.

I've posted the answers for the ones that no one got.

12:07AM

Sunday, June 18, 2006 (13 comments)

I'm bored and have nothing better to do, so I'm going to copy Gene and Fox. I was actually thinking of writing a script that would update the list every time someone got one right, but my head still feels like it's about to explode, I haven't finished dinner from two hours ago because I was afraid I'd just barf it back up and possibly waste food, and I'm still dizzy. So no programming.

No cheating!

Yellowcard - Space Travel
Did I get lost while I was gone
I traveled space for much too long
But there's a planet I have found
And you are far away
The Click Five - Friday Night
Wearing night clothes never felt so cold
Wish we were a little older
Restless souls
I can't hold this ladder for too long
Christina Aguilera - I Turn to You
When I'm scared
Losing ground
When my world is going crazy
You can turn it all around
Yufei: Cascada - Love Again
I can see it in your eyes
No more tears no alibis
I'm still in love with you
There's so much I gotta show
I will never let you go
Maylene: Britney Spears - Stronger
I used to go with the flow
Didn't really care 'bout me
You might think that I can't take it
But you're wrong
Ronjon: The Ataris - The Boys of Summer
I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy
Remember how I made you scream
Ronjon: Groove Coverage - Poison
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
Britney Spears - Lonely
Don't tell me how to feel
Or say that you're for real
My mind's made up
I'm cool without you
You got no more appeal
Yufei: Cascada - Miracle
So on my own
I feel so all alone
Though I know it's true
I'm still in love with you
Dream - He Loves You Not
You're pulling petals off a flower trying to get your way
Keep pulling till it says what you wanna say
Girl you can pick a field full of daisies
But he'd still be my baby
Saliva - Always
I feel like you don't want me around
I guess I'll pack all my things
I guess I'll see you around
Maylene: Avril Lavigne - Naked
I wake up in the morning
Put on my face
The one that's gonna get me
Through another day
Mandy Moore - Saturate Me
My days stretch long into the heat
As the sun brightens my defeat
My lips are chapped, they're parched and dry
My thirst it builds, with every day gone by
Yufei: Selena - Dreaming of You
I just wanna hold you close
But so far all I have are dreams of you
So I wait for the day, the courage to say
How much I love you
M2M - Girl in Your Dreams
One day you came and talked to me
And you said we are meant to be
I was happy, everything was so nice
But then I found out that everything was a lie
Yufei: Cascada - One More Night
Why can't true love be forever
Why did my dream explode
The day you went away
Britney Spears - What U See (Is U You Get)
So does it really matter if they're looking
I'm only looking at you
You should never try to change me
I can be nobody else
And I like the way I am
Evanescence - Taking Over Me
Have you forgotten all I know
And all we had
You saw me mourning my love for you
And touched my hand
Jennifer Lopez - Walking on Sunshine
I can't wait, wanna see, how this night is gonna be
Just a touch away, from this feeling that is here to stay
We can make it last forever baby
Our love will stand the test of time
Pat: Joan Osborne - One of Us
If God had a face, what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe

9:17PM

I am never drinking again. Do you know what alcohol has done to me? I puked up watermelon. Watermelon! I wasted watermelon! Ahh!

2:30PM

Friday, June 16, 2006 (2 comments)

Party at my house Saturday night (not Sunday). There are only a couple of rules:

No random people.
Puke in toilets or outside.
If you're going to spill beer on my carpet, at least tell me, and make an effort to clean it up.

Did I mention that Erica Lin is going to be in town that night?

My parents get back next Wednesday, the 21st. Pat's parents leave on the 22nd. Ready for some more?

3:06PM

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 (1 comment)

Ronjon said a while ago that I wasn't able to come up with any anagrams of him. Well, he was wrong. "Ronjon sucks at ping pong" = "Junk scrapping goon snot." Suck it. *crotch chops*

That's really about all I had to say. Oh, and Tiffany fucking made fucking delicious sandwiches yesterday. I was very pleased. Enjoy the rest of your day.

7:03PM

Sunday, June 11, 2006 (0 comments)

I know it took me forever, but I finally made a page on my Xanga Tracker (btw, it's not xanga.icydog.no-ip.com any more) that lets you see how many times your Xanga was visited by people coming from search engines, and what they searched for. I haven't yet put it online, but it will be there in the next day or two since it's basically finished.

Here is an preview, using my Xanga as an example:

frequency	search term
6	icydog
2	ufuck
2	retarded asians
1	UFUCK
1	icydog.no-ip
1	icydog xanga
1	"icydog.net"

(This means that six of the hits to www.xanga.com/icydog are due to people typing icydog into Google or Yahoo or something, then clicking a link to my Xanga in the results page.)

My numbers are extremely unexciting, as nobody goes to my updated-once-a-year Xanga. Your results will be much more interesting (I promise). It does make me happy that there are two hits from a search for "retarded asians" though.

3:55AM

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 (2 comments)

Me: Hello?
Guy: Yes. Is Mr. Yang there?
Me: I'm sorry, who are you looking for?
Guy: Is Mr. Yang home?
Me: No, he's not. Can I take a message?
Guy: Yes. Is Mrs. Yang home?
Me: No. Can I take a message?
Guy: Yes, thank you. [click]

7:04PM

Sunday, June 4, 2006 (10 comments)

Although it's not my computer so I can't be sure about anything, I think I can safely say that the stuff from the last post (May 31) is probably not stuff Yujing intentionally put there or knew about.

You've probably seen your own computer or someone else's computer get random crap on the desktop, in the favorites folder, or maybe some other places for seemingly no reason at all. It's usually caused by viruses/spyware/junk/other crapware. That's probably why Yujing had that stuff in his computer. Of course, maybe he just set it up so that anyone who found those files (me, in this case) would think it was put there by some crapware, when in reality those are actually sites he frequents.....

In other news, a certain alcoholic sag came over last night for dinner, poured herself vodka, and drove away. On top of that, yesterday was her first day driving without parents, and she was carrying passengers with her. She also sounded really confused about fucking owing Ronjon a fucking delicious sandwich.

4:54PM

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