Zhanga: March 5, 2006

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 (7 comments)

Yeah, so Duke lost. That was pretty gay. Go to hell, Carolina.

So many things went wrong today, and UNC was just the beginning. Marie cheated the tenting system and got a spot in the second row, with people who had been tenting for two months. That's bad enough, and then you throw in the fact that she had tented, but quit after being out there for about an hour on the first night. She stood in the second row when other people who tented for two months in the freezing cold watched the game from behind her. Even I stayed in the tent more than her and I watched from like the tenth row, where I couldn't see anything. Like, I couldn't see if Paulus had just passed it to blue, white, or the cameraman. I wonder what Marie would do if I put her stupid rat into a Snapple bottle with some dry ice and capped it.

After getting back to the dorm, I was starving since I just had a hot dog and hamburger for dinner. So I went to Trinity, but apparently they were closed. It was 1:00 by then, so I looked up Papa John's and found that the one down the street closes at 1:15. The guy put me on hold, and at 1:05 Rosie walked in. I asked her if she had any food and she said yes, so I hung up on Papa John's. Then she told me she hadn't cooked any, and when I asked her if she felt like cooking she apparently got really offended and walked out. Generally, when I ask for food, it doesn't mean "do you have food that I can't have?"

So I called Papa John's at like 1:06, and the guy put me on hold. At 1:36, I got really annoyed, hung up, and called again. This time, a different person picked up, and this is basically what happened:

Me: "Hi. I've been on hold for the past thirty minutes. Are you ever going to get to me?"
PJ: "Yes. Would you like to order something?"
Me: "Yes. I'd like to order a pizza."
[...]
PJ: "The delivery time is about two hours."

I wasn't about to wait until 4 for my food, so I made some ramen. Half got eaten by leeches, but at least that was ok because I made twice as much as I was actually going to eat.

The only non-angry, but more depressing, thing I have to say today is that I sent Dutter a card a couple of days ago. Here's the front:

On the inside, it says "They're filled with Heal-ium. Hope you're better soon." I thought that was rather appropriate.

Oh yeah, I told Henry that Walton's Science Bowl team sucked hardcore and he laughed really hard. Columbus High School? What is Columbus?? Henry wasn't aware that Columbus, GA has any high schools, either. How can you lose to them in anything that doesn't relate to milking cows or growing cotton?

3:42AM

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