Zhanga: January 21, 2006
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If I told you that on every weeknight this semester, I've slept before 1 AM, would you believe me? Actually, on Wednesday and Thursday nights I was asleep by 11:20 (that's PM, not AM), but still I kept falling asleep through my afternoon class. Why can't I just stay awake sometimes?
This post was inspired by one of my favorite high school seniors. I'll give you half a guess at who this guy is. Get this: he actually told me to go watch porn, and then when I said I'd quote him, he said "ship." (Yes, this is my favorite big-eared, rosy-cheeked boy who has a Facebook group named "I Love Yujing and Want To Marry Him" or something like that dedicated to him.)
That thought led me to the realization that I haven't made fun of Ronjon for what, two months at least? I think? I don't know, maybe it's only been a week and it just feels like forever so I think its been two months, but in any case, it's been far longer than it should have been. So let me tell you a story about Ronjon.
One day, Ronjon went onto a cliff with his friends. Ronjon fell off the cliff. End of story.
3:35AM
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i havent heard any cliff jokes for what feels like 6 months
rj on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 3:06 PM
this comment is inpired by one of my favorite college freshmen (sounds like a response to a cliche college essay question about inspiration):
somehow, when i hit the send button and read back over what i had written before it actually sent (cuz my computer is that slow), i realized i had made a critical error...and that it was going to get posted. no doubt about it.
oh well. i guess you have successfully corrupted me. Ol' Man D-bags: mission accompished.
i'm waiting for greenberg to say amphibians have scales in class. too bad she's not that senile. oop, gotta go, Kylie just started playing. "and everything went from wrong to right..." this one's for you ronjon
yujing on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 7:58 PM
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