Zhanga: December 29, 2005

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Thursday, December 29, 2005 (3 comments)

I have to admit that the last post sucked. I mean, if Ronjon is telling me that it sucked, then it must really suck.

Anyways, for the past week it's been sleep-eat-party-sleep-eat... endlessly, with a random 11 AM meeting stuck in the middle of all that and some extra volunteer work wherever I could fit it.

I'm just making excuses for not making a real Zhanga post.

You know, I've noticed something. Drunk people like to say "drinken" or "dranken" a lot. But then again, I caught myself saying that once or twice last night.

Am I a failure if I tried without success for 15 minutes to convince a kid (whose name doesn't rhyme with Bean Pee) to not drive home after he had ten shots? I guess that's a pretty dumb question. But the funny part is that he probably drove better than I drive sober.

I'm going to an RCP later today, which should as usual be very fun. Then the New Year's party is in two days, and that's going to be fun. Especially the part where Gene's parents get home... on New Year's Day.

I like writing random, unrelated thoughts without any transitions so that you get lost. I think I'll keep doing it.

I went to Gene's first party with clearly defined objectives in mind. In order:

1. Get Yujing drunk.
2. Get [Bill's] Melissa drunk.
3. Get Tiffany & Lilly drunk.
4. Meet Gene's girlfriend.
5. Meet Charles's. (An-huh-Na-wiggywiggy is only higher up because she sounds funnier, and with that name... I mean, come on.)
6. Maybe get Bill drunk, but that could have unexpected consequences.

As always, things didn't go as I wanted them to. Here's what happened:

1. Yujing showed up at like 10 and I think he was gone before 11. His excuse was a pretty brilliant one... "I have a Duke interview tomorrow morning." So of course I can't try to get him drunk, because I wouldn't want to hurt his chances, right?
   
   Well, I ran into this deceitful kid (he used to be so good, too!) the next day at Borders. His story was that he went to the interview spot, called the guy, and the guy said that he forgot about the interview, was at the doctor's, and that they'd reschedule. Uh huh! What a liar. He obviously used this "interview" as a lame excuse to not get drunk, and on top of that, he knew it'd cause me to help him avoid all the peer pressure because, of course, I want him to get into Duke.
   
   I guess I have to give him some credit because it was a well thought-out plan, but clearly Yujing is an evil, scheming kid who deserves to get run over by Kelly Bryan in the near future. Watch, he's going to try to deny it and claim innocence, too. Don't listen to him!
   
   
2. I forgot why she didn't come. Out of town, maybe? I don't remember.
   
   
3. "I'm not drunk!!"
   "I'm completely sober!"
   "Lilly is not drunk!"
   "I can't walk up the stairs..."
   "Daaaviiiiid, wiiillll you pour me another cuuuup?"
   
   I'm pretty satisfied with the results of this one.
   
   
4. There was some lame reason why she didn't show up. I forgot this one, too.
   
   
5. Technically, this was a success because I did meet her, but she's about as talkative as me =/
   
   
6. Bill didn't go because, apparently, I wouldn't give him a ride. Except Charles told him the day of the party that I would give him a ride. This kid is useless.

So out of the six most important objectives of the night, only one and a half were accomplished. What a lame night.

I posted some really stupid pictures on Facebook. If you don't have Facebook, then you are worthless and need to get it because I'm too lazy to post here.

3:22 PM

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