Zhanga: August 21, 2005

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 (3 comments)

Today, I went through a pile of mail that my mom made for me while I was in South Carolina. Most of it was Duke stuff, some was random, and one was even from Walton. But how this ever made it into the pile, I'm not sure:

free panty

What was my mom thinking? I hope it was just stuck between two other pieces of mail, or inside one of the Discover magazines. I'm going to die if she actually thought it was for me. (I know this is a pretty crappy picture, but I'm too lazy to go all the way downstairs and use my scanner.)

Going to peoples' dorms at Tech makes me kind of regret not choosing it. There's free (well, no extra cost) cable TV with 120 channels, whereas Duke TV is $32 and probably doesn't have that many channels. I have to buy a loft if I want one, and Tech provides them with those. And they have air conditioning. Why is Tech so awesome?

I've narrowed down the advantages that Duke has over Tech to just one: there are girls at Duke. But then again, James and Gene had already gotten some girls into their dorm by the time I got there. Soooo... basically, I suck for not going there.

To make myself feel better, I'm now attempting to teach my sister how to play ping pong (not sure how this has anything to do with making myself feel better). It's going pretty well, besides the fact that I'm going to be gone in three days. She's learning a little too quickly, though. After just three days, she can make me lose points that aren't just me screwing up. At this rate, she'll be able to beat me in a game in maybe three months. Now that'd be embarrassing.... "What's up?" "Uhh, my eight-year-old sister beat me in ping pong... wah wah?"

Ahh, that'd be almost as bad as Ronjon skunking me. Ahhhhh!

Harold & Kumar 2 (damnit, I just typed "Hard & Jumar") better come out soon. Actually, it better happen. If it doesn't get made, I'm going to flip and give whoever's in charge of that a huge ass pounding, super sized. Unless it's the cop. He seems to enjoy that sort of thing.

One last thing before I sleep. I was Xanga-stalking just now, and I was reading the comments on one of the Retarded Asian Xangas. There was a pretty funny comment from some girl that read:

this summer i learned that people automatically assume i have some kind of ed

Immediately following it was a comment from the same dumb girl saying this:

ed = eating disorder

That made me smile.

5:00AM

Comments

so what does your free panty look like?

eVa on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 9:05 PM

Sk33t

Gene on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 3:59 AM

lol.... the girl is ASAIN, i say. just look at her eyes!

Yufei on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 4:38 AM


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