Zhanga: August 15, 2005

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Monday, August 15, 2005 (5 comments)

Let's get this straight. That outline wasn't meant to be taken seriously. The only part that resembles truth is the part about tests being a great time for napping. Because they really are. See, when I took physics tests, usually one of two things happened: either I was done a few minutes before the bell, in which case I slept, or I wasn't done, in which case I also slept. Dutter had a knack for putting ridiculously impossible questions on tests, so there was really no point losing sleep trying to do them.

I really will be in class on Tuesday, though. I guess I'll have to come up with something else to talk about. Maybe I'll just recruit for science bowl, since this year's one-man team might be a little short of stellar.

It's late at night, and I'm not sleepy. Again. I was jetlagged in the wrong direction after going to China (sleeping at 8 PM), and now I'm again jetlagged in the wrong direction after coming back. I should be sleeping. (Note: This was written at 3 AM.)

I had originally put one of those survey things here and I was working on it, but there were several problems:

• It asked such questions as "Have you ever... broken the law?" and "God?" (under "Beliefs"). Under the current regime, I may be beaten and jailed for my answers to these and other similar questions. It's that damned Bush Patrol again.
• I had done half of it, yet there were still 1,401 items remaining to be filled out. That was massive like Ms. Bryan.
• It made me feel like such a sag. I think that survey was worse than even watching an episode of Meteor Garden.

On Saturday, I went with my mom to the mall to buy a fridge, some random things I'll need for school, and T-Mobile service. Durham is supposedly in their coverage area but it's roaming. Our house here in EC, of course, is still in a dead zone. I think Sprint's signal is actually a little better here, which is pretty sad...

On the way to the mall, my mom was telling me to do my summer reading, to do work around the house, etc. Normal mom stuff. Then out of the blue, she pops in a line about how she thinks Han Di is ugly. Don't you hate it when you're in a situation where any answer you give is the wrong answer? I wasn't about to agree with my mom, but, keeping in mind who my mother is, disagreeing was even worse. So I picked the worst option possible, which was to not talk and try to change the subject. So my mom kept messing with me for a while. I can't believe my mom is cruel enough to do that... I thought her job was to keep me from going out, to make me do homework, and to make sure I don't smoke. Since when was she supposed to be evil?

4:41PM

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