Zhanga: April 2005
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 (5 comments)
My laptop was supposed to come today. Apparently the UPS guy came at 2:27 PM today. I got home at like 11:45 AM, and somehow I didn't hear him ring the doorbell. Maybe he was too lazy to carry the package off the truck and just stuck a note on my door saying I wasn't home.
Dragos is also supposed to arrive today at 9. Party at Ronjon's!
Sooo... tomorrow we leave for Science Bowl. I'm planning on finding a wireless hotspot so I can get online/update this page/etc. There's gotta be one in DC near where we'll be.
I can't wait. I'm so excited.
FREE FOOD!!!
Oh, by the way, Ai said, "Oooohhhhh, I wanna be smited by thousands of guys!" in response to my senior quote.
3:14PM
Monday, April 25, 2005 (6 comments)
I like this picture:
Odd bunch.
I can't wait until Thursday. This weekend is going to OWN.
9:09PM
Sunday, April 24, 2005 (2 comments)
I'm so freaking angry. I went to Kroger to buy watermelon. Guess what? They don't have any! ARGH.
Kroger is now on my list of banned grocery stores.
I've posted all my prom pictures online. If you want to see them, ask me. I can't have too many people look, though, or else my DSL line is going to get flooded. (Most of these photos are 2.5 MB each.)
I have nothing else to say, except that I'll be studying for my Fleenor test tonight because my grade online right now is a 34. If I can manage to score decently (>60) on the last part, and then get at least C's on the two essays, then I think I'll be ok. Otherwise, I won't be going to Duke.
I want watermelon.
11:15PM
Saturday, April 23, 2005 (4 comments)
I remember when I used to make five posts a day. Why am I so lazy now?
Anyways, yesterday was Six Flags. That was fun, except for the stupid Wheelie thing. I don't see the fun in that. It's not exciting, it's stupid, and it makes me want to barf. I'm still dizzy from that.
Acrophobia didn't really help, either... James is going to eat a really fat cock for dragging me onto that, and by fat cock, I mean Orff.
So
I got this cool neon light which totally owns, except for the fact that it leaks a lot of electricity
if I'm not careful where I put it. I moved my finger too close to the wire connection and a 1/3"
stream of electricity jumped from the plug to my finger for about half a second before I could react.
Just imagine a static shock to your doorknob in the winter, except it lasted a few thousand times longer and was a few hundred times brighter. (And it was like 10 times less volts, but 680 V is still painful.)
But it's ok, since all cool things have a price, right?
Ok so I was teaching Ronjon's favorite girl how to use eMule.
Uhhh...
Wonder what Ronjon's going to be doing tonight ;-)
Ok, I'm finally going to count ballots for science now. People need to learn that they can't run for three freaking positions at the same time. Did I become president of that so I could raise incompetent underlings?
Apparently so. In two years, all hell is going to break loose. I don't think there are enough sags to keep the worthless idiots (as in Fischlers & Co.) under control.
11:40PM
Tuesday, April 19, 2005 (3 comments)
DC is in only nine days! I am soooooooooooo excited.
Perhaps Asian women can't drive, but white women can't park:
This is one of the worst parking jobs I have ever seen. I actually watched this middle-aged lady pull in, and I don't understand how she managed to suck so much at this. Has she been doing this all her life?
So uh... I was really tired today. So one of the stupidest things EVER happened. I woke up in bio (1st period) when the bell rang today, and I raised my head up to look around. I wasn't sure whether the period had just started or ended, and I was thinking that maybe it just started.
Nope. I sat in disbelief as I watched everyone put their books away. I had actually managed to sleep so deeply that fifty minutes simply disappeared. They just completely vanished into a void. Wow, that was dumb.
My mom's being kind of annoying right now.
10:56PM
Saturday, April 16, 2005 (8 comments)
So yesterday, we were at Craig's house watching TV. The room next to it had a ping pong table, so I asked Ronjon, "Hey fag, wanna ping pong?"
Ronjon then turns to Kristen and says, "Kristen, can I play ping pong?" I almost thought I heard myself talking to my mom.
That was the highlight of the night for me, but I guess Gene trying to play Taboo gets pretty funny too.
I came home and took a shower at 10:30, then I went to bed. I woke up at 9:30 at night.
I looked at my pictures, and what did I find? I found that most of the photos from the picture party were unfocused. My mom had managed to take unfocused pictures with an autofocus camera. Now, if there's such thing as antiskill, there it is.
Now, you all know that my internet connection sucks for hosting a website and that this site often doesn't work well. If you're used to my site being dumb, then you can probably goad my computer into showing them to you if they won't work.
One of the few pictures of Ai & me that is focused:
Some people:
Ears:
I like this one:
I'd post the picture with Charles, but he's already got it on his Xanga.
And you can't see anyone's face in the big group shots, so those are pointless too.
Now, I will go give my mom a lesson on how to focus an autofocus camera.
11:55PM
Thursday, April 14, 2005 (5 comments)
My mom almost never sends me emails for entertainment, but I guess this one was too good for her to trash:
【看中国报道】 一位父亲正在检查儿子的英语课本，突然看到了极其恐怖的一页：
yes - 爷死
nice - 奶死
bus - 爸死
mouth - 妈死
girls - 哥死
was - 我死
kiss - 气死
does - 都死
Science Bowl, don't forget about the 35 hour practice tonight.
1:38AM
Tuesday, April 12, 2005 (6 comments)
Results of Eva's quiz... (question/answer choices/# of people choosing that answer)
| 1. Who do I hate? | ||
| You | * | |
| Ed | *** | |
| Kelly | ||
| ALL OF THE ABOVE | ********** | |
| 2. Who do I want to cheek rape? | ||
| CiCi | *** | |
| Eva | * | |
| Fox | *** | |
| Lilly | ******* | |
| 3. Who do I want to kill? | ||
| Gene | ||
| Ed | ******* | |
| Charles | ||
| Myself | ******* | |
| 4. What's the next answer? | ||
| a | **** | |
| b | **** | |
| c | **** | |
| d | ** | |
| 5. SUCKER! Take that! Now, which of these is the correct response? | ||
| yes master | ** | |
| fuck you | ||
| sex | ||
| I am gay | ********** | |
| 6. Who's dick do I want to suck? | ||
| Gene | * | |
| Ronjon | ||
| Charles | ** | |
| Trick question, because none of them have one |
*********** | |
| 7. Who's FINE? | ||
| Mickey | **** | |
| Lilly | ***** | |
| CiCi | ||
| Fox | ***** | |
| 8. Who is not a SAG? | ||
| Fox | *** | |
| Lilly | ** | |
| Eva | **** | |
| CiCi | ****** | |
| 9. Who is not a fag? | ||
| Ed | ||
| Mickey | ********** | |
| Drew | ** | |
| Bill | ** | |
| 10. What happens every time I try to fly? | ||
| I fall on my face | *** | |
| I shit my pants | ******* | |
| I fall without my wings | *** | |
| I soar into the sky | * | |
I don't understand how so many people missed #2 and #8 (come on people, look at #8 again, keeping in mind that EVA wrote it...). And how did only 3 people get #10 right? ("Everytime I try to fly, I fall without my wings, I feel so small...")
N00bs.
I also have a question on #6. It's understandable that Charles would put himself for that question, because after all, he can't put that he doesn't have a dick. But why did two people put Charles as an answer?
You guys probably all know this by now, but in case you don't, none of the Science Bowl team members can go to prom. I've scheduled a 35 hour long practice for Thursday night, beginning at 6 PM, so we'll be done Saturday morning at 5 AM. We might be able to make it to the end of the afterparty, so don't leave too early!
9:01PM
Sunday, April 10, 2005 (6 comments)
Updates for the next week or so will be pretty short. I fried my video card while trying to install an ownage $1.90 heatsink, so I can't do much with my computer until my new one comes in.
Meanwhile, you can take Eva's stupid quiz (see April 6, below). Keep in mind that Eva wrote it, but from my perspective. In other words, if the question is "what am I" then the answer is "gay."
Take this, you tree huggers! (from bash.org, of course)
#426527 +(2573)- [X]
<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
5:27PM
Wednesday, April 6, 2005 (4 comments)
Eva got bored and made a quiz for me pretending to be me. Here it is.
I am gay. The end.
8:54PM
Tuesday, April 5, 2005 (6 comments)
East Cobb Park. Gene and Fox went somewhere and did each other a lot, Charles had phone sex after giving himself head, Eva got lockjaw and was locked into an hour-long squeak, and I just watched.
I enjoyed watching Charles the most, and I even got pictures. What a man! Look at the size of that thing!
This one doesn't need explanation. The file is named quite accurately.
12:16AM
Sunday, April 3, 2005 (3 comments)
Move over, Gene! Look at what I found at Fox's house last night:
Scandalous!
Here is what happens when I fail to regulate my sunflower eating (in other words, any time I have sunflower seeds near me). This only took two or three hours of sitting in front of the computer:
Since I got my awesome camera, I'm probably going to take pictures of everything and post them here. The one above was from my webcam, though, so that's why the quality sucks.
Sooo...
Science Olympiad yesterday was retarded. Walton placed 15th out of 28, which sucks, but admittedly is better than the 26/28 of last year.
We won a medal in a grand total of two events: silver in Compute This and gold in Dynamic Planet.
Compute This is an event where you go look for a specific data set online and then do statistical stuff on it. Google is my bitch since I use it so much, and finding the data took a good two minutes (= two minutes longer than routine, everyday searches). But Yujing and I were totally jipped out of the gold =( We got 0/10 for a section that we completed adequately. Gay.
Dynamic Planet was another story. This one is just a test on earth science, and this year's was on glaciers specifically. I got there five or ten minutes late, so Ronjon had already started on the test. We were about 90% sure on the vocab section and pretty sure on some of the other questions, but some of the other questions were ridiculous. How thick does a glacier have to be before it starts moving? Uhhh, ok. I expected to finish 5th or 6th, and when I heard we won, I soaked my pants so badly that they dissolved. I don't think we deserved this one, but hey, who's complaining?
Charles and I placed fifth in Astronomy. That was ridiculous, considering we got a 45/100, and didn't know any of Part A (Given a photo, determine: what is the name of this, what type of object is it, how far away in light-years, etc. No reference materials allowed.) because I didn't study and Charles was only there to entertain me.
*crotch chops*
Yeah, Fischler, my reference materials (raisins, potato sticks, pen, Altoids, middle finger) are better than your stupid laptop and printouts and crap. Eat my balls. Be sure to keep complaining about being kicked off of events that you suck at.
Hey, where's the treboohkhit?
6:09PM
Friday, April 1, 2005 (4 comments)
I HAVE TWO WATERMELONS AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They'll be gone by tomorrow. And that's the end of the good news.
That $(*@&$ Camp wrote me up for skipping that stone. Then Dr. Hand asked me if I would like some gum while I was in her office.
Anyways, I scored zero out of three college decisions yesterday. Today better be better.
My lighter ran out of gas, so it took me forever to light the thing. When I finally got a flame, all the gas basically exploded, but at least it didn't break anything (including my face). It burned too quickly for me to grab my camera though, so I couldn't get a good picture with readable text =(
For a good picture, see Zhanga, December 7.
I hate colleges. They don't make sense. Sometimes, I feel like they do coin tosses. Well, the coins are weighted according to affirmative action/minority lameness, but it still seems so random.
1:12PM
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