Zhanga: March 2, 2005
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Note: When I first posted this, it was coded such that only Gene and Tiffany could see the next line, and Bill along with them could see the paragraph after it. It was a prank on Bill and appeared as a normal part of this post. Now it is available for all to see:
Only Gene, Fox, and Bill can see the paragraph below (and Bill doesn't see this one):
Ugh. Why are girls so dumb?? What is this on Fox's Xanga?! What is this crap about "knight in shining armor??" Bill, a knight in shining armor? Haha, that's funny. Except it's not. His "wit" and "intelligence," too. What wit and intelligence? The wit that makes him say "huh?" all the time, or the intelligence that tells him Michael Jackson isn't gay? Why does she have to fall for this stupid idiot who doesn't even know how to rhyme words? Life just isn't fair, is it? Is he really that much better than me? Worse yet, she thinks I'm gay with Bill? I'M NOT GAY, damnit! UGH! That girl is such a bitch sometimes.
I looked down at my legs on Saturday night, and I saw these two long cuts going across my left leg. The first thing I thought was, "Huh? But Eva's not back from Spain yet..."
As it turns out, I had accidentally walked into a rosebush earlier in the day, but didn't really pay attention.
While I'm on this subject... Fox poked me today while I was talking to Tricia, causing me to squeak like Eva (whoa, lots of sags in one sentence). That may have been the most retarded noise I've ever made in my life, with the exception of my APES utterances.
I got "Very weak analysis" on my poem and he gave me a 4/10 on that part. He said I wrote too much background information. Well, yeah... how am I supposed to come up with a full page of relevant information about my poem? I had to use some filler material in there.
But for some reason, he thought it was "creative" that I wrote about browsers. Honestly, I think it's the dumbest idea ever, especially for a poem.
I think my trip to China has finalized itself for June 15 - August 3. So what should I bring, besides a lot of condoms?
8:36PM
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u sounded so funny. like a whore.
tricia on Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 8:19 PM
Hey, the condoms were my idea.
(^.~*)
Gene on Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 8:53 PM
anal lube
pat on Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 10:23 PM
=P
Tiffany on Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 10:59 PM
you could probably fit all your favorite sags into one suitcase. or carryon.
then you'll have a FUN entourage WHEREVER YOU GO!!!
and then, as SAGs are mysteriously bound to each other by the hip, all the Chinese SAGs (as in the ones from China... born there... and never were here) will flock to you too.
AND THEN, because they are all bound by the hip, once one or two has to use the bathroom you'll be left all alone. So be sure to bring some sort of solitary amusement [nothing dorky like a gameboy] game to play with while they're all crammed into one Chinese fem bathroom, two peeing and the rest primping and talking.
I love society ^^ ~*~*~*~*
kt on Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 6:10 AM
ha...ha..
eVa on Monday, March 7, 2005 at 4:21 PM
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