Zhanga: February 9, 2005
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I should just make short posts about Bill every day. It seems like people care a lot more about what I have to say about him than about anything else.
So...
Yesterday, I was reading A Civil Action (aka sleeping). Then Bill called me and told me to buy some food for him and bring it to him in the orchestra room. He even offered to pay for the food.
You'll never be able to afford the remove-David's-anger-caused-by-waking-him-up fee, Bill.
Then I made a tactical error by asking, "Do I look like your bitch?"
And then Eva called me to wake me up again. You can imagine what I wanted to do to her after that. Something like wring her neck around a clump of barbed wire teeming with tetanus bacteria.
5:44PM
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Oooh...that sounds awesome.
Gene on Thursday, February 10, 2005 at 12:04 AM
I was willing to pay bitch.
You could have just brought the food and ripped me off with the price.
Vicky, Howard, and me were starving in there.
Bill on Thursday, February 10, 2005 at 12:33 AM
that would be "I" instead of "me"
Bill on Thursday, February 10, 2005 at 12:33 AM
Barb wire strangling = kinky
Tim on Friday, February 11, 2005 at 12:24 AM
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