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Wednesday, February 2, 2005 (5 comments)

To avoid confusion, here are details about Thursday night.

This is not an open invitation. You are invited if and only if you meet one of these requirements:

1. You are one of the exchange students.
2. You are hosting one of the exchange students.
3. I have explicitly invited you.

You must also meet all of the following requirements^*:

1. You're Chinese by blood.
2. You speak Chinese.
3. You won't clog my toilet.

^*You are exempted from these if you fall off of cliffs, think that heat is warm air, and tell people that amphibians have scales.

If you have to ask whether you can come, then the answer is no.

The reason I don't want too many people over is that there will already be too many people here. There's going to be like 20 in this house, which doesn't really have that much space to start with. So any extras are just going to create more chaos. I don't like big groups of people, anyways.

Bring a blanket or sleeping bag or something similar for you and your guest. I don't have many of these here. If you're a hot girl who will sleep with me, then you don't need to bring anything. Including clothes.

We will be going to my house after dinner with the fobs, and leaving in the morning to go shopping or whatever. It's going to be fun.

Bring a ping pong paddle if you don't like mine but want to play.

I think that's all.

4:23PM

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