Zhanga: January 26, 2005

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 (7 comments)

I remember last year when I used to be a Gene updating machine. I've gotten lazy. Even Gene has slowed down. He only posts like three times a day now. What's going on?

This morning, I walked onto my driveway to wait for Drew. My cat came out of nowhere and started rubbing itself on my legs and feet again. Then it jumped up at me and tried to steal my food, so I gave it a piece. He started nibbling it when this other cat came out of nowhere. They did something that highly resembled French kissing for about fifteen seconds, then they scurried into a bush...

I often feel like giving Camp more chairs to fall off of. She is so gaaaaaaaaayyy! I can't wait till we get our tests back in March. Yes, the Scantrons.

I feel like I have a lack of things to write about here. Oh yeah, I know. I'll do the five people thing, except with teachers. I'm not randomizing this one.

1. See #6 from Saturday.
2. You're the nicest person alive. Seriously, there's just no one nicer than you. You seem to be a little more irritated at people this year than you were last year, though. I wonder what happened. I just wish you would know your subject matter a little better...
3. So maybe you're not the nicest person alive, but I enjoy every moment of it. There is no other teacher who would make fun of their classes, students, and various other collections of people such as "squeaky" girls. I've never known a teacher who could teach me as effectively (though I don't speak for others...) or be as entertaining as you. You are just pure awesome.
4. "Those vermin surely aspire to proselytize by catering to the inchoate cerebral faculties of irreproachable polymaths."
5. Ugh, I'm going to skip Dr. Camp's paragraph because I just ate.
6. Ok, so I hated your class and basically everything you did during class, and I don't think I learned much in your class, but whatever. At least you're a cool person, besides giving quizzes that I would get 26's on even if I studied intently the night before. I wish I had listened to you when you warned me against taking the Devil's class. You know what's funny... #2 (above) makes fun of stupid people during class and after class, and you make fun of me during class and maybe after class. Fun. But whatever, you're a cool teacher and I like you a lot. Even after trying to make me more "cultured" by telling me stories of the Bible during the middle of class...

That was enough of an update for now.

8:57PM

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