Zhanga: January 22, 2005

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 (10 comments)

Time to do this:

Write 5 statements intended towards 5 different people but never tell them it was about them. The 5 statements can be something you would never say to their face or something you wish you would have said, but didn't.

Before I start, let me give a few warnings. I saw this on Fox's and Grebe's Xangas, and they don't say anything bad. Well, let's face it, I hate people. If you want me to write nice things, then... well, too bad. Also, I assigned the order using a randomizing method, so don't read into that.

1. My life would be incomplete if I couldn't make fun of you every day of my life. You're serious when you need to be, and you're silly like a cheetah on pot (H&K!) at all other times. So maybe you lie too much, but I guess you make up for it by being you. You've always been there when I needed it. You could maybe try falling off less cliffs, though. I wouldn't want you to kill yourself and increase the average IQ of the world by a couple of points.
2. For some time, we were as close as friends could be. We used to do everything together. I don't know what happened. You just... changed. I mean, it's not like we're not friends any more, but I just feel that I am just not that important to you any more. I feel like just another tool in your quest to reach your goal for the day. Whenever you talk to me, I always find myself asking, "Ok, what does he really want?" I guess everyone has his own priorities. Thinking of this makes me a little depressed. Whatever. Life goes on.
3. You were annoying as balls in middle school, but I was even meaner than you were annoying. Then high school came along, and everything changed. In other words, I decided to quit being an ass. Sometimes (often), things suck, and you've been good at making them better. What would I do without you to tell all my troubles to? Or if I couldn't endlessly tell you how much I hate people? I love those moments when one of us says one or two words (or one of us gives the other a look), and we know exactly what the other is thinking. Those are some of my favorite moments. I remember one day when I looked forward, looked at you, looked forward, and looked at you again. You knew, to the word, the sentence that I never said. (I can't remember what it was, though.)
4. Had I never met you, perhaps (and by that, I mean surely) I would be healthier, have higher grades, and not fall asleep every day in class. It's ok though, since technically it's that Park girl's fault, and you can just continue blaming her for our misery (err... happiness). And if I were to go back in time, I'd choose to lose my sleep again anyways. You're just too much fun to talk to. I can't imagine going a week without wasting (I mean... productively spending...) most of my waking time with you in some form. Every time I'm unhappy, you always manage to make me happy (Well, except once...). If I'm angry at something, even if it's something really stupid like Bill, talking to you always makes me smile. I don't know how you do it. It's ironic that you want to see me angry, because I don't think you ever will. It seems like you and my anger can't coexist near each other in space-time (Massive Dutter points right there!). I'd like to have met you earlier, but then again, that'd be bad. Either you would have made me gay by now, or we would both be dead from sleep deprivation. It's all your fault that graduation is going to suck for me. And one more thing... people suck. Or rather, you suck. =( But you're still awesome.
5. Sometimes I like you, and sometimes I hate you. Sometimes I like you and hate you more at the same time. More often than not, I wish you would change. Every once in a while, when you momentarily realize that you should grow up and face reality rather than trying to act cute and pretend to be an innocent little girl, we have a nice, serious talk. I don't know if you actually mean what you say during these, but I always thought you would change. I'm blinder than a bat, I guess. You've only gotten worse. You need to get over your inflated pride. The fact that it took you three months to go from "I'm going to say sorry to you" to "sorry" (the first apology you have ever given me, in case you forgot) is not a good thing. How can you call things (yes, I'm talking about gays) "immoral" when (1) you're flirting constantly with like 75 different guys at the same time, (2) you're leading maybe a couple of them on, (3) the guy you liked is the the one you didn't flirt with and were a total bitch to, AND (4) you still call yourself an innocent, angelic girl? Wtf, mate? Having said that, I think that at least you have some redeeming qualities, unlike other people I know, who have nothing going for them. You're a smart girl, sometimes fun to be with, and occasionally funny. Sometimes, you even manage to be pleasant. I'll still miss you (um, more or less... )when we part this summer, though. And like they say, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
6. I hate you. You completely ruined my junior year, and you are one of the ones who have no good qualities. I absolutely cannot find anything I like about you. You are a totally unreasonable bitch. There are people I don't care about, people I dislike, people I hate, and you, whom I loathe more than any other living creature on this planet. You view objectivity subjectively, distort logic, and disregard reason. I hope you die after a firecracker hits you, causing your lard to erupt in flames. At least the nation wouldn't need to turn on any heaters for the next couple of years.

Did you have fun?

11:31PM

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