Zhanga: December 24, 2004
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I thought entertaining two sags was bad (at the RCP at my house after Thanksgiving). I just came back from an RCP at someone else's house, and there were eight sags... and there were no other guys around my age. (One of the sags brought her 22-or-so, non-Chinese boyfriend to the RCP (one of the eight deadly sins, btw), and everyone else was like >40.) You know, it's lots of fun sitting at a dinner table with people you've never met and trying to find something to talk about while your parents are peeking in every 30 - 90 seconds like you're in a zoo exhibit.
Well, sags, as we all know, are really good about finding things to talk about:
Some college girl: "Don't ever date Asian
guys. They're [she remembers that I'm sitting 6 inches from her]
-- uhhhhhh, they're nice!"
Me: "Ummm. It's ok, I didn't hear
that."
Victoria [I can't tell if she's sad, angry,
or both]: "You know, I've NEVER met a decent Asian guy
before."
Me: [words are muffled by the steam streaming
violently out of my ears]
Thanks, Victoria. I love you too. (But Bill loves you more.)
By the way, Bill, I don't think it was smart of you to make a stupid comment calling Tim an idiot. This is going to get really ugly really soon. Actually, I'll get Tim started. Bill, if you have to refer to Tim as "he/she," then you/Bill don't deserve to talk/live because I don't know any girls/females named Tim.
Interesting:
Me: "What's the Magna Carta?"
Dad: "He's a senator."
10:24PM
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TFduke14: i'm a t-shirt kinda girl
TFduke14: oh god
TFduke14: i just said that
-Tim
thats strait from ur site
i don't kno any Tims who r girls
but apparantly this one just called his/herself one
Bill on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 2:52 AM
Well Merry Christmas to you too, Bill!
Unfortunately, you just won the "Moron of the Day" award again. You know why? Because you can't spell to save your damn life. "Apparantly"?!?!?! How on earth did you pass middle school?
So go ahead and call me a girl, but rest assured in the knowledge that this chica has gotten laid more times than you ever will. Maybe you should call David a girl while you're at it, because, after all, you DID think his ass was hot....and you don't want to think a dude's ass was hot, do you Bill? Some might say that would make you...gay.
Tim on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 4:36 AM
RCPs r0x0r mai b0x0rs.
I think my parents are vacationing at a gigantic RCP, btw.
Gene on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 4:42 AM
hmm.. i like "appitomy" better.
chaz on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 11:52 AM
condense wat u have to write next time Tim
i'm not gonna rebuke something that long
and Merrry Christimas to u as well
Bill on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 12:03 PM
hisself isn't a word
pat on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 1:57 PM
Dear Tim,
Although you have probably gotten laid by several whore ass girls, I am willing to bet that David is more of a girl than the men you have fucked. Who is that fucking ugly ass Dutch girl you hang around do much? Marwhoreline? Can a nigga get a what what? Moreover, making fun of me because of typos is really, really bad. That just proves that you can't find anything else to make fun of. Oh, the whole bit about me liking David's ass is really old too. Can't you find something funnier to write? David already made that joke and actually made people laugh with it. Have a good day you maggot infested vat of donkey shit. :-)
bill on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 2:43 PM
wow
ppl posing as me now
i don't kno if i should shoot him for imitating me in such a bad manner, or if i should applaud him for holding me in such reverence as to try to be me
Bill on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 3:05 PM
Bill, the "bill" wasn't Tim.
David on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 5:50 PM
oh well
either way it was a person other than me
Bill on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 7:25 PM
Good God...this Bill thing has become really stupid. Would someone please just beat the shit out of him or something? What is the point of trading insults with a freshmen anyway? He obviously has enough of his own problems, i.e. self-confidence, considering that he apparently has to lie about his grades to make himself look better.
Ed on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 8:20 PM
i thought i was doing you a favor you idiot piece of chinese shit.
this is ronjon btw. i can never pass up the opportunity to make a stab at tim =P
bill on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 9:09 PM
oh and i thought bill needed some help bc hes too stupid to come up with any insult more creative than dumbass. ed, i wouldn't say this is a flame war. this is just entertaining.
rj on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 9:21 PM
Hey RJ you wanna hang out? I'm already bored.
Ed on Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 9:23 PM
GOOD ONE RONJON OMFG YOU'RE SO FUNNY
Tim on Sunday, December 26, 2004 at 4:09 AM
*sigh*
*shakes head*
Gene on Sunday, December 26, 2004 at 6:18 PM
suck my wang
pat on Sunday, December 26, 2004 at 7:39 PM
ronjon = bill + tim
dragos on Sunday, December 26, 2004 at 8:31 PM
I don't know if it's too late to jump in on this.
1. I shake my head, too, Gene.
2. This is so ridiculous. Ridiculously funny, at that.
3. When I first read ed's first comment, I could have sworn he was talking about himself. I mean, not the self-confidence part obviously, but more obviously the lying about school scores. Mm.
i <3 u david.
and just so you know, it's not that bad (referring to the RCP) to marry of my own ethnicity lol. Remember that we're getting married? At 30. If we're not married already. Hold to that promise!!! :-p
cici on Monday, December 27, 2004 at 11:28 PM
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