Zhanga: December 9, 2004

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Thursday, December 9, 2004 (10 comments)

So today Gene and I asked Mrs. Martin if we had League, and after saying yes, a sign was posted on the bulletin board saying that League was canceled. Great.

Umm, nothing else interesting happened today. Well, Ronjon had to punch me to wake me up when the bell rang after econ, and I would have slept through the bell marking the end of seventh period had James not buzzed that circuit thing a lot.

I can't believe I'm doing this. I haven't done one for a while, though. The next one I do will not come before March, I promise.

//TEN random things about me:
10. I like meat.
09. I eat when I'm bored.
08. I have a tendency to fall into the Moat.
07. I sometimes feel that I learn more in some classes if I'm asleep.
06. Yes, I did have braces for a long time.
05. I like frying insects on my electric flyswatter.
04. I just got done trying to play Everytime on the piano.
03. I never wear my glasses.
02. I took art lessons in the past for about a year. I learned a lot, as you can tell...
01. I electrocuted myself once out of curiosity. I was wondering what it felt like and if my hair really would spike out.

//NINE ways to win my heart:
09. There are way too many of these blanks!
08. I can't even think of a single one!
07. I can only think of things not to do.
06. Ahhhh!
01. You know what, forget this.
00. Actually, I can think of one: be a good whore who makes me sandwiches and babies and will fob my hair.

//EIGHT things I wanna do before i die:
08. Set Ms. Bryan on fire.
07. Actually, I think using her as fuel would be more efficient. She should be able to power NYC for a couple of days. Especially if she is used as fissionable material... wow... she could power the whole world for weeks!
06. Sleep.
05. Lots and lots of sex.
04. Make fun of Ronjon a lot more.
03. Eat so much watermelon it makes me sick. Hopefully, this is also the cause of my death. That would make me 1337.
02. Make my mom happy.
01. Watch my little sister grow up and become... what else... a typical Chinese mother!

//SEVEN ways to annoy me (or seven things that annoy me)
07. pLz SeE da Evanian Dictionary~ [link has been removed]
06. "Ronjon is the appitomy of a crappy human being." (Quote from yesterday.) Using-big-words-to-sound-smart-but-actually-sounding-really-stupid is even worse than plain old using-big-words-to-sound-smart.
05. Catch me speeding the one and only time I went fast enough to get suspended.
04. Fart curry paste. (YOU INDIAN FAG)
03. Steal my watermelon/seaweed.
02. Hypocrisy.
01. Bring up something and then say never mind.

//SIX things I believe in
06. Myself
05. Relativity of everything
04. The need for Bryan to die
03. The existence of too much homework
02. The lack of a higher being
01. Dutter
<<Emergency Edit!>>
Obviously I have messed up here, as James pointed out. By "The lack of a higher being," I am referring to the commonly accepted "higher beings" of various established religions. Dutter doesn't fall into this category (yet), but obviously she is a higher being.

//FIVE things I'm afraid of:
05. All those weird diseases
04. The envelope that's coming in less than a week
03. Bugs
02. Heights
01. My sister becoming a chomp/slut/idiot/whatever. Because then my only choices would be to watch her be a failure, or kill myself. I think I'd kill myself.

//FOUR of my favorite items in my room
Only four? Why are there nine things to win my heart but only four of these? This one is so much easier!
04. Hub cap
03. Bed
02. Cardboard box computer
01. ELECTRIC FLYSWATTER!!!!!

//THREE things I do everyday
03. Dream.
02. Fall asleep. I necessarily fall asleep every day, even if I don't reach my bed. Sometimes I look like I'm awake but my memory is completely shut off. if you talk to me during one of these periods, I'll respond normally, but when I wake up, I will have no idea it happened.
01. Eat

//TWO things I want to do right now:
02. Eat
01. Sleep

//ONE person I want to see right now:
01. =)
Hm, actually, I'm not sure who the one person would be. There are a lot of people I really want to see right now, and my friends at Walton are not particularly high on the list because I see them very often (not because I don't love you all, which I do very much). For instance, I want to see my grandpa, which would only work if one of us travels 12,000 miles.

7:34PM

I looooove my whore who is (maybe) going to fob my hair this winter break =)

1:17AM

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