Zhanga: December 6, 2004

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Monday, December 6, 2004 (11 comments)

I've never felt stupider in my life. (Well, maybe I have.)

Ok, so on Friday, I was looking for Tiffany after sixth period. I went to her seventh period class, and in her seat was this other girl, but I couldn't tell because she was writing something and had her head kind of leaned over her desk and turned away from the door. So I walked up to her and said, "Tiffany. Tiffany?" Then I walked closer and said loudly to myself, "$&%! Shit!"

But I thought it wasn't that bad because I didn't see her ever move her head, so I figured she didn't know that she was the object of my confusion. Looks like I messed up again. She knew it was me, and somehow she even knew who I am. (I've never talked to her before.)

So I figure that one of these screw-ups is enough for this month. Nope.

Today in the morning, I thought I saw Ai walking towards me in the hallway. So I opened my mouth to say, "Hey, Ai!" but as I walked closer, I realized that this person looked nothing like Ai. So I opened my mouth like an idiot and then closed it back up.

Later, I thought I saw Lilly, so I wasted some ATP trying to catch up to her, only to find out that it was yet another sag who randomly popped out of nowhere. I swear, sags telewarp into Walton faster than Dutter can teleport from here to Iraq and back (and that's pretty fast).

By this afternoon, I was pretty wary of my eyesight. And it wasn't even my eyesight. It's not like I can't see people clearly... I think I just need sleep. Anyways, as I'm walking out of APES, I see this girl in front of me who looked exactly like Tricia. My first instinct was to tap her and say "Hey whore!" but I managed to restrain myself.

She was the right height, had the same hair, had the same color dye, and same... shape? You know what I mean. Anyways, I analyzed intently for about 10 seconds and determined that this absolutely must be Tricia and I can't possibly be mistaken. So I was about to greet her with the usual obscene greeting, and luckily, not-Tricia turned around just that instant. Whew.

Conclusion: I am never greeting or directly addressing a girl ever again unless we are facing and within five feet of each other. At best, I waste a bunch of ATPs, and at worst, I risk a painful slap in the face.

7:33PM

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