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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 (4 comments)

Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but I actually didn't write that thing below, from yesterday.

That gay AP Lit class really gets to my head sometimes. Waiting for Godot... ahh! So tell me if this doesn't totally sound like something I do a LOT (and by a lot, I mean every night)...

1. Vladimir and Estragon ramble for hours and hours, day after day.
2. They talk about nonsense and completely worthless topics.
3. Meanwhile, nothing gets accomplished.
4. Then they forget about what they talked about in less than 3 seconds.
5. Estragon likes to say things, only to shut up when Vladimir says something like "I TOLD YOU TO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!"
6. And the clincher, of course. They did this only about a million times:
   "Well? Shall we go?"
   "Yes, let's go."
   They do not move.

Ok, that was enough talking about literature to last the rest of the semester. (I feel like............ lol) I think I'll reserve the rest of the days in December for talking about stupid people. Speaking of which, why did I stop posting things about Awadalla on here? I don't even know why I stopped. He hasn't gotten any smarter. He still consistently shows up to class inconsistently, and today, about 20 minutes after he got to class and during a class discussion, he randomly asks about the summer reading test. Someone made up a story about it, Overstreet played along with a serious face, and then told him that he had announced it at the beginning of class. Classic.

Then yesterday, holy crap, his stupidity actually amazed me. You'd think that I'm used to his idiocy by now, but this one totally caught me off guard:

Someone: "California is like its own country."
Overstreet: "California has an economy bigger than France's."
Dumb Idiot: "Huh?" [blank, confused look] "Francis?"
[Someone Else says something. I don't remember what it was.]
Dumb Idiot: "Oooooohh! France!"

Ah, it's really stupid when put into writing. It was hysterical at the time, though.

Will someone please tell me why Fleenor had to ruin my day two days in a row? That was not very nice of him. First the gay outline thing (and I got structuralism...) and then this supergay pop quiz? Wow, I seriously have never written 100% BS on anything before today. I've never made up so much stuff in my life. Even the essay in biology that I got a 2/10 on... well, at least I knew what DNA stands for. What does sealing wax stand for?

10:21PM

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