Zhanga: November 23, 2004

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004 (7 comments)

Since I didn't post for half of last week, I'll make up for it by posting what I didn't write.

I hate sags because they (well, I think it's just her) think I'm gay. I hate them all. Am I really supposed to know the names of gay mags?

AngeI0fEternity: i was reading this magazine at borders today
icydog1: yeah?
AngeI0fEternity: GL
    [that was supposed to be GQ]
AngeI0fEternity: is that for gay ppl?
icydog1: did you seriously just ask me that?
AngeI0fEternity: yes?

I hate hate hate hate hate you.

And on the opposite end of the awesomeness scale, here's Will being totally totally awesome:

Hk ChYnKbOi: ahhh, my dad is eatting durian again... help!!!!
icydog1: lol
icydog1: sucker!!
Hk ChYnKbOi: maybe i'll go fart near him and see how he feels about that
icydog1: it won't smell any different
Hk ChYnKbOi: maybe it'll mutate the smell and make it better

Hm, did anyone else even find that funny? I laughed out loud at it.

11:20PM

I had a pretty worthless conversation with Ronjon. That was pretty redundant.

Yesterday:

("That Chinese girl" is Erica. I'm not sure exactly why her name doesn't exist in our vocabulary. Don't worry, it's nothing personal.)

Later edit: I have figured out why her name is not in our vocabulary. It's because Ronjon's Indian tongue can't pronounce Chinese names like "Erica."

Ronjon: I got a 100 on that math quiz! I bet I beat that Chinese girl.
Me: Nice. I bet she got a 150.
Ronjon: No, I think I beat her.
Me: No way. She's Chinese! She must have beaten you. What'd she get?
Ronjon: Dunno.

Today:

Ronjon: I got a 46 on that quiz.
Me: What happened to the 100?
Ronjon: I made this one stupid mistake.
Me: So the Chinese girl beat you? What a surprise. What'd she get?
Ronjon: I think she got like a 98 or something.
Me: Ouch, owned. How did you lose so many points from one mistake?
Ronjon: Well, it was a mistake that I made over and over again.
Me: What was it?
Ronjon: I took the derivative weird and then multiplied something with something and did something. (Yes, he actually said "something" that many times.)
Me: Uhh, ok?
Ronjon: I don't know, I haven't actually looked at my quiz yet.

Later:

Me: There's no way you could have beaten that Chinese girl. She got like a 97 on that test when the average was a 22.
Ronjon: I got like a 60. That's still pretty good!
Me: She owned you pretty hard.
Ronjon: It was like an 80 after corrections. She had like a 99 though.
Me: Hmm, so she lost 20 times less points than you.
Ronjon: Well, I got 20 times more points back on corrections.

So optimistic =) lol

I'm so mad today because Pepple made us stay after school for an NHS meeting. So I screwed around during all of 7th period, went to a useless meeting, and then came home. That was a great waste of two hours.

One productive thing did get done, though. Ronjon and I took out überbitch's physics homework and completely covered it with Dutter's awesome stamps. They say "Messy Work" and "Poor Work" with funny looking faces above the words. The "Poor Work" face is just a sad face, but the "Messy Work" one owns because it's a face that has injuries everywhere, a few of which are covered by bandages.

30 minutes later, she tried to chase after Ronjon, ran into a door, and went "waaahh waaaahh" a lot.

I can't wait till Friday! It's going to be so fun getting up at 5 AM, but oh it will be SOOOO worth it.

Who's coming shopping with me? Let's all go together so we can fight each other for the stuff. Actually, I have a better idea. Let's all line up at the entrance. Then we can have a few designated people walk very, very slowly so that everyone else can't rush in. Meanwhile, we'll have a few designated runners who will charge in and grab a lot of good stuff for everyone. Does this sound like a plan to anyone else? At least it'll be fun, even if it is doomed to failure.

6:24PM

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