Zhanga: November 18, 2004

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Thursday, November 18, 2004 (8 comments)

Frisbee was at 3 yesterday afternoon. I made the mistake of riding Kenji's car. He skids around every corner even in his SUV... now that's probably worse than even my driving.

After that, Kenji and Ai came over for some ping pong. Kenji said he'd cry every night for the rest of his life if Ai beat me after I beat him (I love her name... haha it creates chaos in order), so surely enough, she beat me. Or I guess I hit the ball into the wall a few times, but that's irrelevant. Now to catch him crying...

Then Ai did her shoebox project for BC. This consists of an Asian eating rice out of a conical container. She somehow decided that it would be "cool" if the Asian was named David Zhang and was gay with flaming yellow hair and an I LOVE JESUS shirt. Go take a look at the shoebox sometime. It's great.

Oh, she even drew a slab of meat and some watermelon next to me and my flaming Jesus shirt.

In the ever-useful class of APES today, Camp started spewing steam out her top when she started talking about Republicans diverting environmental cleanup funds to go to other stuff. I liked when she asked, "How many of you took this class because you care about the environment and want to make a difference?" and not a hand was raised. (I didn't see Leah Fox raise her hand... did she?)

I guess it sounded like I was sucking up, but I wasn't lying when I said that I do care about the environment and want to "make a difference." This just happens to totally not be the reason I took the class. If I wanted to take a class to make a difference in the environment by lobbying, then I would have taken an environmental politics course. We're supposed to learn science in this class, not politics.

I also like how the answer to everything was God.

What a useful class. Wait till we give our PowerPoint presentation... I'm sure people like Daniel Gilbert will love it.

Camp gets +100 points for calling the evolution sticker people "morons" and then making a highly mocking "oops-did-I-say-that" face. This almost gets her out of the red. Almost back up to zero points...

There will be no math or science club meetings on Monday or Tuesday of next week. There is a math tournament at Lassiter High on Saturday, Dec 4, though. As usual, we need people to go. So, talk to me if you can go.

Oh, I have a funny story from Academic Bowl today. First of all, Tiffany owes me a bunch of lapdances. So I was with Yujing, and he asked me when I'm going to get them. Before even thinking about what I was saying, I said, "She's so slow... it needs to come faster!"

Oops...?!

Then Yujing and I walked out of B-200 and ran into Tiffany and Lilly. I started trying to tell the story: "We were talking about lapdances." But this was a failure. As soon as I said "lapdances," I turned around, and I found Dutter standing about a foot from me. She had teleported out of nowhere, AGAIN. I swear I had seen her walking in the same direction not 15 minutes before.

That's another OOPS.

As Dutter was walking away, she said, "I catch you every time!" Now what was that supposed to mean?

11:35PM

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