Zhanga: November 1, 2004

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Monday, November 1, 2004 (6 comments)

ManOfAwesome: do u have a lot of hw this weekend
icydog1: today is monday, noob

Though I question the complete accuracy of this graph, it's probably not far from the truth. Therefore, if you vote Bush, I will come to your house and squeeze your brains out while playing Soda Pop. If you didn't know, this is the worst Britney Spears song ever... so bad that I listened to it once and couldn't hear anything for the rest of the day because my ears went on strike. (Now if I don't like a Britney song, imagine how much vomit you will produce upon hearing it.)

I hope you all like the pink =) I'm too lazy to write any new color schemes, so someone needs to volunteer for this. (Go Home and read the news if you're wondering what pink I'm talking about.)

I haven't complained about sluts enough recently. Don't worry, I still think that they should all perish. Unfortunately, sex = babies = more sluts, and Darwin likes babies and therefore he likes more sluts as well =(

7:33PM

OH! How could I forget? I was at Men's Wearhouse, and I was going to be fitted for a suit. So I stand on a platform and this old Chinese lady walks up to me. She looked a lot like Mrs. Greenberg. Anyways, she was friendly but kind of scared me. She kept rubbing my chest while trying to explain something to my mom, and later she kept pinching my cheeks. And not my face cheeks.

The most annoying thing, though, was that she kept pulling my pants up and telling me that I need to wear them really high. Well you know, high is ok, but when you pull my pants up hard enough to practically lift my feet off the ground, things begin to hurt. She kept doing that over and over and over and over. Ow.

I hope Gene is satisfied now. Back to SoS.

12:47AM

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