Zhanga: September 30, 2004
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Is this not the absolute hottest pelican you've ever seen? Look at its stance, its feathers, and the bill. Is it not totally beautiful? A small Chinese girl told me that its hair looks like Ronjon's hair. She also said that the pelican is sexy...
Except for the hair.
Come on, what was she thinking!? Let's take a look at the hair again:
How is this not the sexiest, most awesome hair you have ever seen on a pelican? Or any animal??
Ahhh so just as I am writing this, my sister owns me. See, usually if I ask her anything (like "do you like my hideous haircut?" or "did you enjoy that utterly disgusting meal?" or "do you think that horribly disfigured girl is pretty?"), she will say "yes" no matter what. I guess she decided to quit that habit today.
Me: "Don't you like that hair?"
Sister, in a wtf-you-are-SO-retarded tone: "No."
Me: "Why not?"
Sister: "Because it sticks up!"
I will end today's post with the "Noob of the Day" quote:
icydog1: dragos owns
MsJaneDoe00: no
11:09PM
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Ugliest pelican ever? Actually, ugliest animal ever. Thanks.
Gene on Friday, October 1, 2004 at 3:26 AM
your sister is... so right.
jk.
but she is a cool kid.
kt on Friday, October 1, 2004 at 10:40 PM
Dragos does NOT own. He called me an "ugly Chinese whore who dropped out of school"!
Shelley on Saturday, October 2, 2004 at 2:37 AM
no.
.dragos on Sunday, October 3, 2004 at 12:43 AM
ur sister rocks
Tiffany on Sunday, October 3, 2004 at 2:19 AM
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