Zhanga: September 23, 2004

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Thursday, September 23, 2004 (3 comments)

I love America:

She made her name starring in such X-rated 1970s and 1980s classics as Behind the Green Door and Insatiable. In the late 1990s, Chambers made a successful return to porn, and she continues to appear in porn flicks today (making her one of the oldest stars to regularly appear these days in mainstream porn). During the period in which she left porn (before her return to the industry), Chambers owned and operated a gun shop.

Sure, nothing unusual about that, right? The sentence I omitted was pretty good, too:

Adult movie star Marilyn Chambers -- a former Ivory Soap model before she turned to porn in the mid-1970s -- is the Personal Choice candidate for Vice President.

("Personal Choice" is a party, and  http://www.politics1.com/personalchoice04.htm is where the information comes from.)

Dutter told the worst joke ever today. If you have one bear from Alaska and one from Yosemite, and you drop them both into water, which one dissolves first?

The Alaskan one... because it's polar.

Continuing with the awful science jokes, here we have Bill getting owned:

ChinkBoi101: i'm as strait as a copper wire
icydog1: yeah... an eletromagnet

If you don't get it, see the electromagnet picture.

Dutter also called last year's classes a "bunch of losers." I almost fell over.

And I thought you'd enjoy this... which is definitely my baby picture for the yearbook:

PEPSI BLOWS

10:18PM

Comments

I

Love

Your

Picture

So

Much

*Orgasm*

*In a non-homosexual way*

Just

Kidding

Gene on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 2:02 AM

your baby picture is SOOOOO cute!! aww, precious! if you guys (your class) are a bunch of losers, then our class must be a bunch of blithering idiot losers -.-

And i like that electromagnet joke. That was amusing.

kt on Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 1:18 AM

hahahah ur adorable

Tiffany on Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 1:55 AM


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