Zhanga: September 2, 2004

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Thursday, September 2, 2004 (7 comments)

I was writing in my data sheet for Catch-22, and I picked up a pink pen which I thought would write in black. So the "Cat" in "Catch" is written in pink on my data sheet. Tiffany thought it'd be cool to tell Lilly (whom I've never IMed before) that I'm gay. Then Tiffany pastes stuff to me:

(From Tiffany)
AngeI0fEternity: HAHAHAHAHA
AngeI0fEternity: HOW GAY
AngeI0fEternity: gosh not even mikol likes pink that much...

(To Tiffany)
icydog1: tell her i'm beginning to hate her almost as much as i hate eva
icydog1: dieeeeeeeeeeeee

(From Tiffany)
AngeI0fEternity: HAHAHAH
AngeI0fEternity: he's too weak
AngeI0fEternity: and short
AngeI0fEternity: to kill me
AngeI0fEternity: lol i could beat him up
AngeI0fEternity: shortie
AngeI0fEternity: who luvs pink even more than mikol

Then I say hi + something insulting to Lilly and get this as a greeting:

AngeI0fEternity: YAY ITS THE GAY GUYYYYY

Some people just want to die. Hey, what's with small Chinese girls who like to make fun of me and try to physically damage me? It's only a matter of time before Lilly starts punching me. I can see it already.

Check this out: http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html. Blame Tiffany, by the way.

So Akbar needed help today... I let out about 15 minutes of piecewise math stuff, but I think maybe 6 minutes of that penetrated his ears and maybe 90 seconds of that actually reached his brain. I don't have an estimate of his brain absorbency percentage. Anyways, apparently when he studies, he studies the answers to quizzes/tests... then fails anyways. Silly Indians...

I love when people make fun of Chinese people and then realize that they are surrounded by one or two dozen of them. Akbar has a particularly shiny record of this. It will be a fun day when I make fun of white people while in a group dominated by them. I don't think it'll happen anytime soon, though.

This reminds me of when Akbar pasted a message making fun of a Chinese girl... I think it was Eva:

NyCbased989: crazyindian009 (5:23:06 PM): that was so funny when u called that girla chink in class
NyCbased989: :-D
NyCbased989: oh shit
NyCbased989: ur chinese to
NyCbased989: fuck

SCHOOL PRAYER AHHHHHHHH!! Sorry. I just don't particularly like this idea.

Wait, aren't school prayer and global war, like, opposites? One gives me this peaceful image of people silently praying, while the other makes me think of Baek carrying a bazooka and towing an artillery piece behind him as if he were a mule. Hmm...

You get to rip us apart tomorrow, though. Enjoy. Except for the part where we will avoid saying "global war..."

Dumb Zero Period Character

I guess he has a valid point, but the way he said it was hilarious. After the conservatives in government gave part of their presentation, Awadalla asked "So how does school prayer help reduce teen pregnancy?"

haha

9:33PM

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