Zhanga: September 2004

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Thursday, September 30, 2004 (5 comments)

Is this not the absolute hottest pelican you've ever seen? Look at its stance, its feathers, and the bill. Is it not totally beautiful? A small Chinese girl told me that its hair looks like Ronjon's hair. She also said that the pelican is sexy...

Except for the hair.

What a hot pelican.

Come on, what was she thinking!? Let's take a look at the hair again:

That hair is AWESOME.

How is this not the sexiest, most awesome hair you have ever seen on a pelican? Or any animal??

Ahhh so just as I am writing this, my sister owns me. See, usually if I ask her anything (like "do you like my hideous haircut?" or "did you enjoy that utterly disgusting meal?" or "do you think that horribly disfigured girl is pretty?"), she will say "yes" no matter what. I guess she decided to quit that habit today.

Me: "Don't you like that hair?"
Sister, in a wtf-you-are-SO-retarded tone: "No."
Me: "Why not?"
Sister: "Because it sticks up!"

I will end today's post with the "Noob of the Day" quote:

icydog1: dragos owns
MsJaneDoe00: no

11:09PM

Wednesday, September 29, 2004 (5 comments)

I forgot to mention that Ronjon does the "RDRAM IDE SCSI Molex 133-bit 256MHz wire with a double jumper and DB15 female shielded connector on the end" thing all the time, but because he's Ronjon, he's allowed to do that as much as he wants. Following the same logic, because he's the only Ronjon, he's the only person allowed to do this.

8:19PM

I thought this piece was pretty funny. Unfortunately, I can understand very little of it, though this should come as no surprise since it's literature.

Ah! I remember that rigged dream I had about two nights ago. I was smoking and I couldn't make myself stop. Wtf. What's this, a really antiownage prophecy? Hm. It felt so good that I almost want to go try some now.

I thought I'd go through old things and see what are on them. This is from AsianAvenue, which I haven't visited at all for at least three years:

aNGeliC-faNtaSy Sat, Dec 22, 2001 @ 08:48 pm wrote:
hey dude!!!!!
hey boi!!!!!!!!!! wow u`ve been on a while!!!!! haha sorry... anywho! hope its goin` great...talkin` to ya right now actually! since ur a computa genious n all, u bettaaaaaa make ur page goOoOd! anywayz...drop by my page lataz and sign my gbookie too!! :) toodle~ ~*CiCi*~ PS-we oughta go see anotha movie, but dun invite gene!!!!!!! :^

Yup... I'm ready for her to kill me tomorrow.

I was so tired at school today. I don't think sitting at the back of the APES room during lit was very helpful. I kept trying to stay awake, but I was not very successful. I don't think Fleenor was very pleased.

Ok so you know what I don't like? People who use big words JUST to try to sound smart or impress people. What's worse, I'm thinking of a teacher right now.

Speaking of this teacher, I was surprised when I heard him describe someone (I think it was a former colleague, maybe a former acquaintance) as a nerd, with a heavy and harsh stress on the word nerd. I tried to point out from his description what might make this person not really a nerd, but I was met with an even more caustic and bitter "NO! He is a NEEEEERRD!" It's not that I was or am offended by this term, because I'm not bothered by people calling me a nerd. But I felt pretty embarrassed to be with him while he was saying this, because this "NEEEEERRD!" thing was the single most hypocritical statement he's ever made. I kind of wanted to do the "uhhh I SO don't know you" thing. I think we all know who I'm talking about now. If not, whine about my Long Dong (the shirt) some more.

That made me think of something which is kind of random. When I'm trying to say something about computers to a newbie, and the newbie responds with a collection of inflated words, I get annoyed. Something like this:

Me: "You need to plug the computer in using a power cable."
Newbie pretending to know everything: "Yeah I know, the RDRAM IDE SCSI Molex 133-bit 256MHz wire with a double jumper and DB15 female shielded connector on the end. It's kind of expensive, though. Is there a cheaper alternative?"

But this isn't really that bad. What I find really annoying, even offensive, is when stupid computer technicians or salesmen or whatever act extremely I-know-all-and-you-are-a-seven-year-old patronizing. The offensiveness is made even worse if I find that this person actually knows less about the subject than I do. For example, I often hunt for specific devices when I need something to work (for example, wireless networking). Then I'm told several times that the device will NOT work. Then I buy it and experience flawless performance.

And we have the good old "you are stupid" lines:

Well, I can think of a lot more, but I don't think very many people will find them funny. For example, I'd bet money that Dingting would find them funny, while everyone else would be confused. Except Dragos, who is never confused.

3:21PM

Tuesday, September 28, 2004 (1 comment)

Tonight I turned on the TV and watched for ten minutes. And what did I hear?

"You did NOT post my ass on the Internet!"

Hmmmmm.... what does that remind me of?

This afternoon, I was trying to produce a photo ID for my mom, so I pulled out my wallet and flipped it open. Not only did I fail in finding a suitable photo ID (I had just surrendered my license, and the Walton ID... well... not exactly my photo.), but I also flipped to the wrong part of my wallet at first. CiCi gave me one of her wallet prints yesterday, so I put it in there. My mom sees this and goes, "WHOSE PHOTO IS THAT!??!" Soooooo Nazi.

Driving home yesterday after the math tournament wasn't fun. I usually feel safe in my car (but whether I should or not is another matter). The trip home did not exactly make me feel at ease. Lucky there was no one in the car with me... that person would probably have died of fright. There was a windy, almost 6-mile stretch of some two-lane road. There were NO streetlights, and the ground was soaking wet. That means the lines on the road were totally invisible, and if there was incoming traffic, not even the reflectors could be seen. So almost the whole way home, I just followed CiCi's taillights. I guess that wasn't too great of an idea, because if she drove off the road I'd follow. Good thing she drove well.

And of course, the major news for today is that I got totally served.

9:24PM

Monday, September 27, 2004 (2 comments)

WHAT AN INDIAN:

[00:51:45] icydog1: think with your brain, not your dick
[00:51:51] NyCbased989: how?

USELESS!

So I have to make the scoresheets and stuff for WAC... well, the easiest way in Windows to duplicate a file many times is to copy itself a lot. Here is where Microsoft's naming conventions become extremely helpful:

Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of...

I should be getting paid for programming these Excel sheets. They cause some major fatigue, you know.

I am intrigued by the Pringles can radio antenna. Several sources say it gets 12-15 dB (or dBi or something... I'm not sure what this means except that higher = stronger signal). Compared to Micro Center's best antenna, which has a gain of 6 dB, I'd say that's pretty good. Besides, it's under $10. 11Mbps at 10 miles range? That's pretty ownage for a Pringles can (well, a pair).

My plan is to build one of these before I go anywhere (like Science Bowl) with my cardboard box. Or if I ever get a laptop, I'll build one of these for it. That way, I can leech other peoples' Internet connections =) Or I can just sit there and do all sorts of illegal things with the bytes I collect. Yummmm... almost like that pillow!

Greenberg said something about "cross your i's and dot your t's." People heard this as "cross your eyes..." and still others heard "cross your Ai's..." (I'm serious.)

I love that class. Except, as Grebe pointed out, the part where we have to learn.

[22:23:33] HolyCao86: how wa the math tourney?
[22:23:38] HolyCao86: was*
[22:23:39] icydog1: uhhh
[22:23:41] icydog1: <-- raped
[22:23:47] HolyCao86: i cant tell if that is good or bad
[22:24:08] HolyCao86: although i was like 80% sure that your answer was gonna be rape
[22:24:26] *** "HolyCao86" signed off at Mon Sep 27 22:24:26 2004.

Uhhh, I didn't really get a chance to reply so I'll do it here. The arrow points at me, so I'm the object of the rape. That means I got raped, hard.

11:34PM

Sunday, September 26, 2004 (3 comments)

It took me long enough to get a GMail account. I felt rather noobish and un1337 without one.

So I tried to sign up for one. Here is the list that I went through before finally finding one that would work:

davidz
david.z
davidzh
david.zh
davidzhang
david.zhang
dzhang
d.zhang
zdavid
z.david
zhdavid
zh.david
zhangdavid
zhang.david
zhangd
zhang.d
davzhang
dav.zhang
davidzz
david.zz
zhangr
rzhang
zhanger

You can tell I began getting rather desperate near the end. Anyways, here's the final result, which sorta sucks:

Ok, so here's the deal with Auerbach. This is what she wants to own me for:

6. No student shall refuse to identify one's self upon request of any teacher, principal, superintendent, school bus driver, or other School Board employee. (Level 1-2)

I'm not sure if her 3 days OSS was just her trying to scare me, or if she just doesn't know what she's talking about. Notice the "Level 1-2" label there. Level 1 is minor, with a maximum punishment of 3 days ISS. "Level 2" is up to 5 days OSS. This category (L2) includes such offenses as slander, indecent exposure (not just short shorts or something), distributing porn, and this interesting one:

1. No student shall possess, light, and/or discharge smoke bombs, stink bombs, fireworks, cigarette lighters, matches, or similar devices. (Level 2)

Now if Auerbach wants to give me a Level 2 for something that doesn't even fit the description... well, I've got a pretty good case going for me (and Charles). Besides, I don't think swapping one of those photo things is as bad as setting off bombs or other incendiary devices.

10:19PM

AHEM. What happened to not hating me!?

Ok. I don't think many non-APES people have heard about this, so let me tell everyone about... well, you know who. What kind of bernewbie uses 6 molar NaOH to neutralize 1 molar HNO3?

So here's what happened: 5.0 ml of 1 M HNO3 was added to a tank of 4.2 L water (that's not exactly hazardous). N00bz0r wants us to neutralize the solution, so she brings out a thing of 6 M NaOH and hands it to us. It's near impossible to neutralize strong acid with strong base, so the solution ended up being as basic as it was acidic before.

I propose spilling 0.5 M CH3COOH on her and waiting for her to dump 6 M NaOH on it.

I will finish all my homework by 9 tonight. I so will. I will not become distracted. In fact, this post will be the last distraction I have until 9. I think.

4:30PM

I took three showers yesterday. One in the morning, one after my mom said "you need a haircut," and one after frisbee. I am washing myself into an American with the amount of water I am wasting. I saw the yellow being sucked into the drain when I was showering...

CiCi told me that I should make a CD with my site on it and distribute it before we leave for college. I said that it'd be impossible because of all the server-side stuff like comments, but I realized later that I have a bot that can crawl sites. I generally use it to steal stuff, but I guess I can steal my own pages, too. Anyways, what that means is that it's possible to create standalone copies of my site. But I'll only do this if people actually want it. So if you want a copy, drop me a message.

Akbar deserves death. Tiffany refused to rap (grrr), so Akbar does this:

Akbar: "Ugh... you chinks!"
Tiffany: haha
Akbar, looking at Me: "Crap, you're a chink too, aren't you?"
Tiffany: haha
Me: "Yes, that's the second time you've done that."
Tiffany: haha
Akbar: "Oh, well, I thought you were Korean."
Tiffany: hahahahahahahahahah

Akbar put things into his pants. Tiffany put these things into her mouth. YUMMMMMMMMM...

12:03AM

Saturday, September 25, 2004 (2 comments)

I enjoyed driving to school yesterday. There was a large dead animal in the road, and I was too sleepy to figure out how to avoid it. By the time I noticed, I swerved, but in the wrong direction. So even though I ended up in the middle of the road, but I still ran over the poor thing with both right tires.

Since the day I posted those pictures for Bill, there have been 22 requests (all denied) for them. 12 for the soffes, and 10 for the skirt. Though I wasn't able to identify most of these IPs, what I did see was rather interesting.

And you know... Auerbach has taken the happy out of happy.

5:38PM

Friday, September 24, 2004 (1 comment)

Internet Explorer just got better:

View This Page in Firefox

Yes, that's right. I have a button that allows me to easily open Firefox from within IE. Microsoft will probably soon come out with a patch to block this. If you use Firefox, it's the extension called FirefoxView. Yup, somehow they managed to alter IE with a Firefox extension. Weird. (The IEView extension does the opposite.)

Frisbee tomorrow 7:30 FPF. Be there. Skeet it please, Gene.

8:33PM

Thursday, September 23, 2004 (3 comments)

I love America:

She made her name starring in such X-rated 1970s and 1980s classics as Behind the Green Door and Insatiable. In the late 1990s, Chambers made a successful return to porn, and she continues to appear in porn flicks today (making her one of the oldest stars to regularly appear these days in mainstream porn). During the period in which she left porn (before her return to the industry), Chambers owned and operated a gun shop.

Sure, nothing unusual about that, right? The sentence I omitted was pretty good, too:

Adult movie star Marilyn Chambers -- a former Ivory Soap model before she turned to porn in the mid-1970s -- is the Personal Choice candidate for Vice President.

("Personal Choice" is a party, and  http://www.politics1.com/personalchoice04.htm is where the information comes from.)

Dutter told the worst joke ever today. If you have one bear from Alaska and one from Yosemite, and you drop them both into water, which one dissolves first?

The Alaskan one... because it's polar.

Continuing with the awful science jokes, here we have Bill getting owned:

ChinkBoi101: i'm as strait as a copper wire
icydog1: yeah... an eletromagnet

If you don't get it, see the electromagnet picture.

Dutter also called last year's classes a "bunch of losers." I almost fell over.

And I thought you'd enjoy this... which is definitely my baby picture for the yearbook:

PEPSI BLOWS

10:18PM

Wednesday, September 22, 2004 (3 comments)

I had a nice nap from 9:23 to 6:20 last night. That was fun. I haven't fallen asleep since I woke up this morning. That breaks some kind of personal record, I'm sure.

Ronjon's team for Academic Bowl is filled with pure ownage. And by ownage, I mean sux0r. It's awful. I guess it could be worse though. Just remove David Wu from the list and replace him with someone who's annoying... I think we all know who I'm mocking here:

I Hate Gays: "Yeah... I think I failed that test pretty badly."
I Am Gay: "Yeah. Me too. I hope I got at least a 40."
[I Am Gay gets test back.]
[I Am Gay produces a fake oh-my-God-I-won-Miss-America-look on his face.]
I Am Gay, with hand over gaping mouth in pretend-I'm-surprised mode: "I got a 109!"

But then we all remember the chemistry incident when the oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-got-a-109 turned into an oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-got-a-19 (I forgot the exact score).

I didn't like the Fleenor quiz very much. It was rather Bryanesque. Quite ambiguous and confusing in some parts. But I like Fleenor, so I forgive him for that. He seemed rather worried that my example of stream of consciousness included running over a dead squirrel, though, even though it was dead and I didn't actually do that. AND it was Charles's idea.

Speaking of Charles, my student ID picture is awesome:

It's me!

My face seems to have changed a bit. Must be the lack of sleep.

9:02PM

Tuesday, September 21, 2004 (3 comments)

If you are a teacher and would like to write me up for violating the dress code, you are welcome to do as you please. Please do not bug me about it each and every time you see me. I also do not appreciate being forced to appear in front of your coworkers so that they may enjoy what I'm wearing. I am neither an artifact nor the village whore, and so dislike being treated as such.

Not a single other teacher has said a word to me about this in the past. I don't see why I should take this crap every time I see him. Yes, this is why I walked out of Academic Bowl today. In fact, I may wear this exact outfit every time I see him from now on.

I'll also consider replacing the pants with soffes if it's a Thursday afternoon when Bill will be around. =)

Why is MAVAV so dumb? They have a total of five external links at the bottom of their home page. Of these, three return an error. You are simply unable to view these. So there's two that work... well, check out what I found in the CNN article (one of the two that work):

The Interactive Digital Software Association (NIMF), a major trade association for the video game industry, says concerns that the violence in video games can result in violent teenagers is unfounded.

"The most objective and methodologically sound studies of video game play and aggressive behavior find no link between the two," the association says in a written report on its Web site.

Good one, tardos. The "no link between [violence and videogames]" part of the article is really great for supporting your beliefs, which can be summarized with the following sentence: "Anyone who has ever touched a videogame (including titles containing Barney and Barbie) will grow up to become a serial killer who gouges victims' eyes out with a pitchfork."

Today, I will get work done. I am going to inflict physical pain upon myself if I can't do this properly. That includes jumping onto large spikes while having a flaming poison arrow shot through my heart supersonically. (that was a word??) The other reason I'll get work done is because SOMEONE *cough* will be too busy watching some superlame TV show at 9.

I think I am done with Bill's page. The last thing I added was the section near the bottom called "In Bill's Defense." That should wrap it all up, unless the photos I took yesterday turn out to be very good.

5:57PM

A present for Dr. Camp:

Neither homophilia nor homophilic were found on any of the following credible Internet sites:

However, homophile was found in several credible sources:

homophile
adj.

1. Gay or lesbian.
2. Actively concerned with the rights of gay men or lesbians.

The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

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Main Entry: 1homophile
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or concerned with homosexuals or homosexuality <homophile lifestyles>; also: being homosexual

Main Entry: 2homophile
Function: noun
: HOMOSEXUAL

Source: Merriam-Webster Medical Dictionary, 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

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homophile

adj : homosexual or arousing homosexual desires [syn: gay, queer, homophile(a)]

Source: WordNet 2.0, 2003 Princeton University

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Main Entry: homophile
Function: adjective
: GAY

Source: Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

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homophile

adjective
1. advocating homosexual and lesbian rights: supporting the rights of homosexual men and lesbians and appreciating their culture
2. homosexual or lesbian: relating to or being homosexual or lesbian

noun (plural homophiles)
homosexual or lesbian: a homosexual man or lesbian, or a supporter of homosexual and lesbian rights

Source: MSN Encarta Dictionary

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Zoophilia (of which zoophile is an inflected form) can also be found, and its definition is a much closer match for the question on the worksheet:

zoophilia

1. Affection or affinity for animals.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals.
3. Biology. A tendency to feed or grow on animal tissue.

Source: The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company.

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Hope she enjoys that a lot.

12:30AM

Monday, September 20, 2004 (1 comment)

Ivan Ilych owns:

...and afterwards all becomes blacker and blacker and proceeds more and more rapidly -- in inverse ratio to the square of the distance from death...

Who expected that in the story?

Activities after math club included being dealt the royal family of heart and clubs, plus loads of other fun stuff, in Hearts. Hearts owns.

Activities after math club also included having fun with Bill. The Bill page, as promised, is posted. Have fun =) Long, but I know that at least I enjoyed it. I also tried to make it as short as I could. If you've already read it, you might want to read it again, because I edited it quite extensively and added a few things near the end.

That dumb Bill page ate too much of my time today. I'm not going to write any more here.

10:52PM

Sunday, September 19, 2004 (5 comments)

I ate Chinese buffet for lunch yesterday. The egg drop soup tasted ok, but unfortunately, the soup and eggs were of approximately the same consistency. Drinking the soup felt like drinking Arctic Jizz. I should be rather conductive of heat now.

I don't know if people actually read my home page any more, since not much has been added for a while. There is a page about Mothers Against Videogame Addiction and Violence [link removed] now, though. In the next two days, expect one more additional page. Of all the pages on this site, the one coming up was possibly the most fun to produce.

I asked my grandpa for some help on those differential equations because I obviously have no idea what to do with them. The next day, I got a seven page fax. My fax machine is the old kind, so I have this seven-foot long thing of fax paper filled with sigmas and cn's.

I don't like homework.

If you have even the faintest idea of what Lunix (that's the "look I'm a retard" spelling of Linux) is, then consider reading these two articles. The first is hilarious, and the second is not quite as funny until you realize that the bulk of the article is completely irrelevant to the title. These are from www.adequacy.org:

haha

2:20PM

Friday, September 17, 2004 (3 comments)

NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!

Thursday's plan got ruined by the cancellation of after-school activities. That was gay. Monday afternoon is now the one. If you don't get it... you will, I promise. And you'll like it a lot.

So after getting mad about after-school activities being canceled, I rushed out of sixth period and zoomed to Timber Ridge Elementary to get my sister because the After School Program (can you believe they chose the same acronym as Active Server Pages?) got canceled. Once I got there, I found out that my mom had beaten me by forty minutes.

For some reason, my mind just flashed back to the day that my grandfather (the useless one) taught me order of operations. Anyways, moving on.

Today, the A-Bowl team went to Ezell-Harding. My sister is here alone and I can't get to my mom, so I couldn't go. At least I might get my homework done this way. I wouldn't even have known that the trip was un-cancelled if Bill hadn't caled and woken me up at like 9:50 this morning. Who calls that early? I was sleeping!

Check out the awesomeness I found in the econ book. These quotes are taken from page 425 and 433, with emphasis added by me:

"Utility" and "usefulness" are not synonymous. Paintings by Picasso may be useless functionally and yet offer great utility to art connoisseurs.

Water has much more total utility (roughly, usefulness) than diamonds even though the price of diamonds greatly exceeds the price of water.

Not contradictory at all.

So does anyone know what's going on in math? I am completely lost. I need a tutor. When is Dingting coming back?

4;42PM

Wednesday, September 15, 2004 (6 comments)

Being the brilliant person I am, I left my entire notebook of everything at home today. That binder has stuff for every class. I didn't even have a sheet of notebook paper to use at school today.

How do you get a Trojan in hosts? CiCi is just that lucky:

Norton AntiVirus has detected a virus on your computer.

In math today, I listened to the beginning of class and understood maybe the first step. Then I got so confused that I gave up and started the previous night's homework, which I thought that maybe I could do.

When I woke up, she was extremely angry and yelling at the class. I haven't yet figured out what happened in between. Does anyone want to share?

A proposal has been brought forth that someone create a list a grievances against Dr. Camp. For example:

  1. Excessive pop quizzes before any (zat?) material was taught.
  2. False expectation that we have certain prior knowledge (e.g. seals eat penguins)
  3. The harshest grading we've ever seen.
    • In addition, this type of grading was used on assignments that were given and completed before we had any idea of her expectations.
  4. Extreme injustice to those students in the class who would like to apply EA/ED to a university that requests current class grades as of the application date.
    • The "your grades will rise" argument is irrelevant if anyone is rejected early for failing a class.
  5. Various other complaints... but I'll stay away from the personal remarks that I've heard. You know, the winking, the "squat," the "you don't know squat," etc.

People were talking about this a lot today, and it seems like everyone supports it. If you have an objection or suggestion or some other thing to say about it... hurry up and say it.

I can't wait till tomorrow afternoon =) I've never anticipated a moment so much (well, maybe I'm Ronjoning). This will be awesome.

Dumb Zero Period Character

Today he asks retarded stuff like "What is a platform?" Heeeeeeeeeello, even stupid Chinaman over here knows what a platform is. How can you not know!?

Oh wait, you are the Dumb guy in zero period. I forgot that you can be dumber than anything.

Also, apparently David turns around to ask Erica what some terms mean only seconds after Overstreet finished explaining to the class. Why is he in that class?

4:00PM

Monday, September 13, 2004 (3 comments)

WTF. How the hell was I stupid enough to write this thing about blue and violet (scroll down to the penguin)?? That made me crack up pretty hard when I read it today. The only possible explanation I have, short of a severe deficiency of the mind, is the fact that the picture has some purple and not blue, and that when I read "violets are..." I just thought that violets had to be violet even though AHHHH I AM SOOOO STUPID.

I swear I knew it was blue. Holy crap I am stupid.

That is all I have.

Other than "holy crap, how did I do that."

I still can't believe this.

11:32PM

Sunday, September 12, 2004 (5 comments)

Is there anyone else who finds this to be more than mildly amusing? This is from Fleenor's rubric for the college essay:

syntax meltdown (SYN) - sentence construction has no sense

Sounds like Gene will be getting a sucky grade.

What the heck (--- is the someone's name):

icydog1: ok.. i'll invade your dream
icydog1: and bring --- to torture you
xbaobeibabyx: nooo
icydog1: ok
icydog1: forget me
xbaobeibabyx: if u bring ---
xbaobeibabyx: im killing u
icydog1: i'll just throw --- in
xbaobeibabyx: in my dreams
xbaobeibabyx: --- dissolves into nothing
icydog1: hmmm
icydog1: if i heat the solution then --- will solidify back into ---
xbaobeibabyx: then ill just kick him out completely
xbaobeibabyx: ill firewall my dreams

Did that just happen? What??

Ronjon found this... I thought that this was hilarious:

[Image has been removed from remote server. It was a poem that read, "Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base, are belong to you."]

Except this person apparently does not know English. #0000FF is blue, not violet. That's #FF00FF.

1:52AM

Saturday, September 11, 2004 (4 comments)

Dear Miss Demanding,

You are going to LOVE me.

=)

Forever.

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I woke up at 8:30 and took a shower and drove away to go to a useless meeting. I noticed that my mom was mysteriously out of the house, so I told my sister to tell my mom that I would be at school. Well, that didn't happen and my mom left loads of angry messages for me. She wasn't angry when I got home, though. Weird.

After getting home, I have been working on the bio lab and assorted other random things.

I forgot what happened these past few days. I do remember failing multiple APES assignments and not being happy with this, however.

Oh yeah. The pop essay in Fleenor's class sucked, except for the fact that I was able to end it by stepping on an electric flyswatter. That made my day.

Frisbee at 7:30. If you don't come because of "homework" I will bash your face in with a whisk. I'll continue this until early November, when we will need the bloody whisk for the awards ceremony at WISC.

6:03PM

Wednesday, September 8, 2004 (2 comments)

Today is awful. Pepple sent me an angry letter about the NHS website, the member directory, and something else that I forgot. Apparently it's my fault that we don't have a website. On top of that, every time I want to edit the NHS website (which doesn't exist yet), I have to do it through email with Mr. Parker rather than having direct access. If this is how it's going to be, I have a feeling I will resign as Webmaster. I wouldn't be worth the title.

Today is also awful because I have so much work. The bio lab produced some pretty funny data. And by funny, I mean not funny at all. Dave and I wasted so much of our KMnO4 that we went to another group and stole solution from their buret. Hope they didn't mind.

Apparently Bellsouth has the following in their user agreement: "...offering any public information service using your BellSouth Residential DSL account, such as running an e-mail server, Web server, FTP server, or proxy server is prohibited." Lame. That means they may terminate my site here at any time, which really blows.

And is it just me, or did my comments keep dying the past few days? I kept getting script errors for some reason.

Dumb Zero Period Character

Nothing supremely stupid came out of this guy today. I think he was asleep, or at least that's what I heard (from others, not his snoring).

9:39PM

Tuesday, September 7, 2004 (5 comments)

I died on that Catch-22 test. I couldn't concentrate at all this weekend, and so I couldn't finish the book =(

Dutter canceled the meeting today... because it was "raining." Maybe she was too angry over the fact that people said her test was easy. On the other hand, the guest speaker in math was ownage. He needs to come more often. I mean... anyone who starts a math lesson with a "sack of functions" and draws a sack of functions on the board is totally ownage.

The "Who the hell is that freshman?" mystery has been solved. (I was wondering about the identity of this freshman who said my name in the hallways. She somehow knew I was a senior, though I didn't remember her at all.) DUHHHHH I'm David and I'm a retard.

When I read on the bio lab format sheet "Please leave out the personal pronouns," I couldn't stifle my laughter. The only thing I could think of was, of course, my favorite personal pronoun. (Ai.)

My unrelated thought of the day: Umm, so in a fight between a penguin and a seal, who would win? We have determined that the penguin would at least put up a good fight, but who's to say that the seal will win? A better question might be, why were we tested on this?!?!

My other unrelated thought of the day: Tiffany... I finally feel your pain and see what you mean. Get online right this minute (!!) so that I may stop feeling your pain. This is getting unbearable.

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Today was the presentation of the liberal party. Before going through the daily routine, let me first congratulate KT on asking the best question ever... about how long, in definite terms, it will take to get the troops out of Iraq. That was very well-done, even though I am in that group.

Anyways, on to the real thing.

So Jess gets to the Leave Children Behind (aka Demolish "No Child Left Behind") policy, and she's explaining why No Child Left Behind doesn't work. She gets to the part about slow kids being put into honors or AP classes, blah blah blah, then she describes David almost perfectly. She talked about how the teachers have to cater to these students who don't belong, slowing down the entire class. I made a funny face at the back of CiCi's head until she turned around and returned the look to me. I'll bet almost everyone in the room was thinking the same thing.

6:23PM

Sunday, September 5, 2004 (1 comment)

I'm still in kind of a grr mood but oh well. Frisbee was fun. It made me happy. I like short sentences. I've never felt so dead after playing an hour or two of frisbee. I was so tired that I could barely walk back and forth across the field at the end. I think I'm going to go running every afternoon now. My performance yesterday near the end was just pathetic.

I installed my log analyzer today and here's what I found:

Someone Asked the dumbest question ever to Jeeves- "the prince ap euro summer work assignment answers." Someone also tried to Yahoo "is cheating bad." Akbar...................... what did I say about cheating?!

And I hate Google. 10 hits in 3 months. I've gotten 797 from Yahoo and MSN in the same time span. Why does Google hate me so much? I heard I was on there a year or two ago. They must have removed me and categorized this site as discriminatory or racist. Oh well. Microsoft doesn't seem to mind. I bet half of their programmers are Filipino by now anyways.

I need to quit wasting time and go read.

11:41PM

Saturday, September 4, 2004 (2 comments)

Did my whore just tell me to go make her food? What?? Get it right. Whore, go make me a sandwich, and if you have bits left over, then you can have some. Maybe.

Donkey Cart.. OWNAGE!<-- Hahahahah the donkey cart (not mule, you n00b)... I'll never get over this. The idea is just so funny. See the row of missiles inside the cart?

I haven't run my weblog analyzer in a few months... wonder if I'm getting any more hits than I did in the past.

For zero period government, I would like to announce my support for the conservatives over the moderates (but of course liberals > all). Though I disagree with every issue mentioned by the conservatives except the "increase education" one, at least they didn't have two or more stances on each issue. The only one they had a little straddling on was the global war one... but that was just Baek and his silly Korean genes.

The only class that has a missing grade on the grades site is APES... which is the only one I am failing. Hopefully she doesn't do grades at all, ever.

What is this "Windows Marketplace" icon that XP SP2 installs on the IE link bar? More Microsoft money-making schemes?

Yesterday sucked. Sooo hard. Today's a bit better. I can't wait till frisbee. Show up at 7... or I'll axe you like a pawnbroker.

5:52PM

Friday, September 3, 2004 (0 comments)

Thanks for inviting me, Ronjon.

10:17PM

Thursday, September 2, 2004 (7 comments)

I was writing in my data sheet for Catch-22, and I picked up a pink pen which I thought would write in black. So the "Cat" in "Catch" is written in pink on my data sheet. Tiffany thought it'd be cool to tell Lilly (whom I've never IMed before) that I'm gay. Then Tiffany pastes stuff to me:

(From Tiffany)
AngeI0fEternity: HAHAHAHAHA
AngeI0fEternity: HOW GAY
AngeI0fEternity: gosh not even mikol likes pink that much...

(To Tiffany)
icydog1: tell her i'm beginning to hate her almost as much as i hate eva
icydog1: dieeeeeeeeeeeee

(From Tiffany)
AngeI0fEternity: HAHAHAH
AngeI0fEternity: he's too weak
AngeI0fEternity: and short
AngeI0fEternity: to kill me
AngeI0fEternity: lol i could beat him up
AngeI0fEternity: shortie
AngeI0fEternity: who luvs pink even more than mikol

Then I say hi + something insulting to Lilly and get this as a greeting:

AngeI0fEternity: YAY ITS THE GAY GUYYYYY

Some people just want to die. Hey, what's with small Chinese girls who like to make fun of me and try to physically damage me? It's only a matter of time before Lilly starts punching me. I can see it already.

Check this out: http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html. Blame Tiffany, by the way.

So Akbar needed help today... I let out about 15 minutes of piecewise math stuff, but I think maybe 6 minutes of that penetrated his ears and maybe 90 seconds of that actually reached his brain. I don't have an estimate of his brain absorbency percentage. Anyways, apparently when he studies, he studies the answers to quizzes/tests... then fails anyways. Silly Indians...

I love when people make fun of Chinese people and then realize that they are surrounded by one or two dozen of them. Akbar has a particularly shiny record of this. It will be a fun day when I make fun of white people while in a group dominated by them. I don't think it'll happen anytime soon, though.

This reminds me of when Akbar pasted a message making fun of a Chinese girl... I think it was Eva:

NyCbased989: crazyindian009 (5:23:06 PM): that was so funny when u called that girla chink in class
NyCbased989: :-D
NyCbased989: oh shit
NyCbased989: ur chinese to
NyCbased989: fuck

SCHOOL PRAYER AHHHHHHHH!! Sorry. I just don't particularly like this idea.

Wait, aren't school prayer and global war, like, opposites? One gives me this peaceful image of people silently praying, while the other makes me think of Baek carrying a bazooka and towing an artillery piece behind him as if he were a mule. Hmm...

You get to rip us apart tomorrow, though. Enjoy. Except for the part where we will avoid saying "global war..."

Dumb Zero Period Character

I guess he has a valid point, but the way he said it was hilarious. After the conservatives in government gave part of their presentation, Awadalla asked "So how does school prayer help reduce teen pregnancy?"

haha

9:33PM

Wednesday, September 1, 2004 (0 comments)

The American Kidney Fund gave me a call today during the bio lab. The lady who answered my return call was completely clueless. Random calls are soooo annoying.

Time to do data sheet.

Dumb Zero Period Character

Today, we split up into our groups. I was in the liberal party. About 15 or 20 minutes into the period, our group is arranged in a circle and discussing issues related to the assignment. Then I look up and see our Character in the corner of the room making a phone call. The liberals, along with Mr. Overstreet, laugh and talk about him for a good two minutes. He does not notice. After being on the phone for what was probably five or ten minutes, he tries to explain that he forgot his outline at home and was calling to tell his mom to bring it. It took him that long to get one or two sentences out?

Even better, after this incident, he sits in the circle without saying anything or making any noise. I guess he's learned that anything he says can and will be used against him. Evidently, however, he felt so strongly about one issue that he just had to speak about it. When we got to drug legalization, he interrupted with an enthusiastic "Yeah!" and then began to promote his cause.

What a dolt.

10:34PM

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