Zhanga: August 31, 2004
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Akbar is a lazy fool. So I brought him from Borders to Tiffany's house to copy her homework. Multiple calls to Tiffany failed, so he decided that we should just show up. After we got there, he chickened out and wouldn't go ring her doorbell. We sat in the car for fifteen or twenty minutes yelling at each other. He was trying to convince me to go look stupid with him, while I tried to convince him to go alone. Here was a brilliant segment:
Me: "NOOO!!"
Akbar: "Yes! Come with me. It'll only take thirty seconds!"
Me: "Go yourself, you useless Indian! Why are you so many times more
useless than even Ronjon?!"
Akbar: "Look at the time! It's been fifteen minutes! We could have
fucked by now!!"
Me: "I don't want to fuck you."
While in her basement, I watched as Akbar made amusing humping motions behind a clueless Tiffany.
Dumb Zero Period Character
Overstreet is giving one of his intense speeches. This time, it's about how he has issues with the "best legs" superlative. Right in the middle of his speech, our friend completely interrupts with...
"What?"
Then Overstreet continues with "My point is, for those who can understand it..."
12:53AM
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David (not you) pwns.
Gene on Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 5:43 PM
AHAHAHA. I LOOOVE the zero period character. Btw- could you take off the video of Dutter's anger? It plays every time I get on your zhanga, and then I have a spasmatic attack because I think she's in the room... somehow.
I pissed her off today because I laughed too loud. IIIIII laughed too loud- not CC.
That's because Michael got up to play the knuckle-hit game with me and forgot about the phone in his lap, managing to drop it on the floor. It was funny to me at the time.
I think I won't wake up tomorrow morning. Dutter's probably gonna fry me in my sleep.
Oh! If she could only know how sorry I am...
kt on Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 9:05 PM
AHAHAHA. I LOOOVE the zero period character. Btw- could you take off the video of Dutter's anger? It plays every time I get on your zhanga, and then I have a spasmatic attack because I think she's in the room... somehow.
I pissed her off today because I laughed too loud. IIIIII laughed too loud- not CC.
That's because Michael got up to play the knuckle-hit game with me and forgot about the phone in his lap, managing to drop it on the floor. It was funny to me at the time.
I think I won't wake up tomorrow morning. Dutter's probably gonna fry me in my sleep.
Oh! If she could only know how sorry I am...
kt on Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 9:05 PM
u doRKS
Tiffany on Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 9:27 PM
saucy nite.. no thrusting tho :(
Akbar on Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:53 AM
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