Zhanga: August 17, 2004

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Tuesday, August 17, 2004 (13 comments)

Ronjon, don't you mean manalyze?

Ok so I was walking down the hallways and I saw this girl who looked just like Tricia. I almost blurted out "HEY WHORE!!!" until I realized that she did look a little different. I found out this afternoon that she is that hot twin sister of Tricia's (lol... Charles...). I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if I did call her a whore - I mean, think of what would happen when she goes home to tell Tricia:

Tricia's really hot twin sister who made an "OMG!!! DID YOU SEE THAT??" face today when Ronjon flicked them off: "OMG~!! Some random guy today yelled out 'HEY WHORE!' at me in the hallway for some reason~ you should have seen the look on his face afterwards! Like, OMG!"

Now, let's analyze the possible responses:

Tricia (The Defensive Sister possibility): "I'm going to find out who that guy is and kick his ass!"
Tricia (The Eva possibility): "Pour water all over that bitch's crotch and then dump some more on his face."
Tricia (The Tricia possibility): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think the Eva possibility may have been most likely today, because Tricia totally pulled an Eva and got me wet. Err, that sounded wrong. Well anyways, it was good that I didn't have to stand up in front of all of NHS and give a speech that I didn't memorize with this huge wet spot on my crotch (from her water bottle, thank you very much).

I'm going to take Tiffany off that List of Degraded People now. See those pictures? Daaaaaaaaaamnnn......

(Unrelated to anything) So that random Taiwanese girl just came again, this time with some weird looking dude. Hmm. I remember a long time ago she used to be really annoying (HMMMM! who does that remind me of). At least she's really nice now.

I used an XP machine at school today. Here's what I found, though there may be differences on the 98 machines. The school has disabled using Internet Explorer's "Save File" dialog box. You are no longer allowed to use that to download files. Right click is disabled in IE. You cannot use FTP at all. It is blocked at the firewall/gateway/something level. You basically can't do anything about it at the computer level.

However, you can still download files. Use an Office application's "Open..." dialog (or anything similar) and download it using that. Or you can just save your file as an html or jpeg file. For example... if you want to be able to download IHateTheDevil.doc from school, then save it as ILoveEnglish.html and go to it in a browser. Then just use "Save As..." and rename it once it's saved at school.

I don't know why the school uses these retarded implementations. They don't block squat. They should either do it cleanly or not at all, because making it imperfect just frustrates me when a loophole causes complications. I hate those dumb rules. Not only are you not allowed to download "files" now, but you can't upload them either. Retarded.

9:22PM

I forgot the add that one of the most striking things about the dream was how white the duck was. I don't remember the grass being green, the wire being "metal-colored," the sky or the water being blue (though there was a lake nearby), or any of that. But that duck was SO white.

Is this what spider neurotoxins do to you?

Please ignore whatever Tiffany says in her comments from now on. I have degraded her status on my List of Degraded People to that of... well, I don't know, I'll think of a title soon enough. (The only other person on that list... well, you can guess.)

12:40AM

LMAO

I just had the funniest dream EVER.

I know this is cruel but it's hilarious. Well, at least it's hilarious to me because I'm in shock at how my mind can come up with such a stupid and random thing to dream about.

I dreamed that I somehow attached a length (maybe 100 feet) of some kind of flexible metal wire (who knows) to a DUCK. Yes, duck.

Then I flew it like a kite... and that wasn't even the worst part. The poor duck for some reason started spinning. Well, the cord obviously wrapped around itself a lot. As it spun faster and faster as the cord got shorter because of the angular momentum thing, it became hopelessely owned and then finally dropped into a clump of wire. Then it was normal again once it was unwrapped.

What kind of STUPID, IDIOTIC, MORONIC dream was that?!?

Seriously.

12:08AM

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