Zhanga: August 11, 2004

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004 (8 comments)

Seriously, whore, where are you? I haven't seen you yet, even though all of my classes are loaded with awesome people. You're one of the few that my schedule is missing. =( Why are you not in APES!?!!

<-- Shelley dropped off one of these (except it's not quite as shiny... but who cares) in my mailbox. YOU OOOOOOWN! It'll be on my car tomorrow for all to see =) I don't care if my parents complain about me sticking stuff onto the car... they can eat it.

I fell asleep in econ again. After class, the teacher asked me if my MO is to be tired. I like that guy so much, but I just get so tired that I can't stay awake. It really sucks.

You know, if Überbitch got any more annoying, I'd have to shoot myself. Oh wait, she can't get any more annoying. I guess I don't have to shoot myself then. And my phone still says "david=Überbitch" on it because I am too lazy to get rid of it.

I got my photos today of the pink tie. Ownage. (I'm wearing the shirt and pants because the graduation ceremony was 2 hours after the photo was taken.) Let's get Tiffany to cheerlead for science bowl while wearing that at nationals. We'll win for sure.

Ok, so let me explain why I was not at the NHS meeting.

Last night, I set three alarms; my clock, my phone, and my bedroom computer. Occasionally, my alarm or phone can wake me up, but usually a combination of the two will do it. Just to make sure, I set my computer to blast Darude - Music at 6:10 AM and I turned the speakers all the way up. I tested the Windows Task Scheduler not once, not twice, but three times, each successful, before I went to sleep. When I heard knocking on my door at 7:03 AM, I noticed that my computer had not played any music, my phone was not ringing, and my alarm clock was silent. The phone probably went off and turned itself off after an hour, but the clock and computer make no sense at all. I checked my computer settings again a little while ago, and sure enough, the time and date were set correctly. It just decided to not wake me up. Retarded Microsoft.

Alright, I'm too lazy to write more.

10:43PM

I searched SPSS (www.spss.com) on WinMX. I was looking for the statistical analysis program (sorry, Mary...) described in that link. What do I get? Let me quote the file name: "cheerleaders lesbian  spss THE BUCKETHEADS mp3 morricone kate smith god bless america mp3 painter img.gif"

I mean, seriously, can you fit more crap into a single line?

So today I was trying to get out of the parking lot at around 3:15. I drove through the construction and turned left towards Ashtray Place to get to Roswell from Providence. Well, I don't know what happened, but a bunch of whores wouldn't move. I sat in my car for ten minutes while sandwiched between two cars so tightly that I couldn't maneuver at all. Then at the end of my wait, the car in front of me moved up a little. I quickly moved up and backed up to the side a little before the car behind me could sandwich me again. So I went home through the Sewell Mill exit. Why do people stop for so long at the stop sign? Geez, if you want to be as ass and block traffic, at least do it in a neighborhood and not on the road where I want to drive.

The warranty on my toasted hard drive is expired =( Can't get a replacement... what a shame. Oh well, I already got that drive replaced twice without much cost to me (just shipping). I think that's good enough.

Ok, back to those lit questions.

Oh, I fell asleep in econ for practically the entire period. Somehow he knew my name... that surprised me. He said something while I was asleep, then he looks at me and says, "RIGHT, DAVID??" And that's when I woke up and mumbled, "...uhhh.... yeah..."

12:14AM

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