Zhanga: July 19, 2004
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HOLY SHIT. So last night at 5 AM I was hungry and wanted some food. So I open the door to my bedroom and I hear static. Static coming out of... my house? It sounded like it was coming out of my kitchen area, and the first thing I thought of was my answering machine... but I had a phone in my room and it never rang, so there's no way it could have been the answering machine. The only other thing on that floor capable of making static noises is my TV, which was off.
I listened more closely and heard what I thought were footsteps. I closed my bedroom door as I collapsed on the ground. I pulled myself up to my bed and lay there for a while before either fainting or falling asleep. I woke up at 11:30 and heard the rhythmic vibrations that accompany the footsteps of my mom. At first I felt reassured since I've gotten used to it every time I wake up late, but then once I realized this isn't good, I felt my heart racing again.
So earlier yesterday, in the morning, Ronjon left thought the garage. When he closed the door behind (or in front of) him, he trapped my cat in the garage as well. When I opened the door to my garage to get out of the house at 7:20, that black cat was moving around and I practically fainted as I closed the door... again... except it's not really again since 7:20 PM is before 5 AM. So I let it out and it followed me around as usual. I tried to get it into my car for a ride but it refused. Guess its mother taught it well to not get into a car with strangers.
Ronjon found this cat's collar at my front door. This is rigged. I tried to put it back on, but it didn't want the thing. Lame. Now the cat runs around without a tag and is going to be owned by animal control or something.
Something else happened too... but being owned three times in 18 hours is not good for my memory.
12:48PM
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rj on Monday, July 19, 2004 at 4:31 PM
I applaud you for being a man and admitting that you almost fainted.
Shelli on Monday, July 19, 2004 at 7:54 PM
Well, I do have an excuse, kind of. It was 5 AM, so my heart was beating at like 45 beats per minute, and then I hear these noises and blood rushes away from my brains so quickly that my heart has no chance of catching up quickly.
I think anyone alone in this house would be pretty scared if s/he heard noises that shouldn't be there.
David on Monday, July 19, 2004 at 11:05 PM
ugly dumpling
tricia on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 2:15 AM
you need a new 'pole'
mcleod on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:25 AM
I'm not laughing at you for being scared, I just meant that it's cool that you don't feel like you're compromising your manliness by admitting to being scared.
Shelli on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 2:20 PM
I need to go take a dump RIGHT NOW.
Gene on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 5:34 PM
manliness?
james on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 5:46 PM
Ahaha i think the phrase "xin li3 zuo4 yon4" comes to mind here. Shut up about the pinyin.
Tiffany on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 11:17 PM
steel wool grenade???my friend...i must introduce you to the anarchists cookbook
tyson on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 2:44 AM
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