Zhanga: July 8, 2004

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Thursday, July 8, 2004 (5 comments)

I've learned to cook three things, and not planning on learning more today. This will not last me through a month. I am DEAD.

I realized yesterday that I have a wireless optical mouse, and that I should be using it in my bedroom. So I put it there, and I get a lot of Blue Screens of Death now. Oh well... it's worth the freedom of motion, kind of. Does anyone want to donate a wireless keyboard to me? My wired keyboard is annoying and useless because the wire is so short... doesn't reach my bed too well.

My blower broke. That thing you blow leaves with... mine totally blows. It sounded like it was going to blow up when I turned it on. I'm going to have to spend a rich American amount of money to get a new one. Grrrrr.

So I had this dream last night that I was with Ronjon and Gene in a parking lot, the Sprayberry one I think, and then overhead there is a B2 spinning in crazy motions... eventually it crashes down, smears someone on the pavement, and releases a cloud of toxic fumes that leaves a white layer of crap on my windshield and practically suffocates Ronjon and me (Gene has disappeared into my back seat by now). At this point, one of two things happened: the first possibility is that my dream turned into something totally different that I forgot, and the second possibility is that I woke up to pee.

I wonder how the camping trip is going.

2:55PM

Ummm Tyson... where/when did I say that I wasn't going to invite girls/people for parties? Get real =)

Friday is going to be awesome. AWESOME.

By the way, just to let everyone know... my house is not open invitation at any time during my mom's absence. You are not allowed to just show up. No one is coming over without giving me advance notice, and advance notice does not include "hey I'm on the way, see you in five minutes." I refuse to allow Charles's mom see me with people here. If she does come and I can't make myself the only person in the house, I'll at least make myself the only living person in the house.

So at dinner with these folks that were over, my mom mentions that she heard there's a lot of gay people at Stanford. (She has never explicitly said "gay," ever.) I said that there's undoubtedly more at GT. I also wanted to say something like "maybe there's too many Chinese moms who don't let their sons have girlfriends" but I was afraid I'd stumble on the Chinese and sound stupid so I didn't say it. Also, it makes me sound rather gay, and I think it's better for the guests to not think that.

I need my dumb paycheck... I am getting hungry for the smell of those bills!

2:11AM

Comments

hehe... you're learning to cook! so am I... my mom is trying to educate me in the art of Indian cooking... i better learn fast b/c i can't survive in college on bread... i need rice

Aarti on Thursday, July 8, 2004 at 6:24 PM

3 things? well..u could always resort to making sandwiches to last u through the days.

Tiffany on Friday, July 9, 2004 at 2:40 PM

Yeah, don't ever overlook the power of Ramen. Or Domino's.

Tim on Friday, July 9, 2004 at 5:23 PM

read stuff. since i am unable to assist in anyway with your food problem, my suggestion is to make fried rice like CRAZY. easiest thing out there. should sustain you long enough. and surely you know how to cook rice in a rice cooker. (that was redundant...) anyway, in reading your zhanga, i found this which i thought to be terrifying.

"what about Yuk out of boxers? =)"

THAT is scarier than a yuk out of boxers. Can you really blame your mother?? Nope.

HAHAHAHAA. Also- what's easy to make- steak/ meat. Just buy seasoning and use oil in a pan. Cook until it looks done. Just make sure there's no oozing blood. Unless... of course... that's the way you like your steak. AHAHAHa.

Again. just about everything stir-fried with some oil, salt, and garlic does the trick. Try that with a broccoli and carrots mix. And note- frozen peas and carrots are GREAT. Buy them in your grocer's freezer. Also- PB&J and fruit is good. Raw fruits and veggies are good for you. (Raw foods diet courtesy of stick models everywhere, thanks.)

I think that's about all i have to say. laters, sucka.

kt on Friday, July 9, 2004 at 11:36 PM

awesome dream. we should hang out some time. i need my weekly ass kickage in ping pong. camping included lots of bug bites =(

rj on Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 7:19 PM


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