Zhanga: July 7, 2004

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 (5 comments)

Yesterday, I was driving out of this guy's house and was backing out of the driveway. I had no idea that the driveway is stupendously retarded. At the end where it hits the road, near the sides where it connects with the sidewalk, there is a sharp drop like it's a curb instead of the end of a driveway. So my car dropped, and the front smashed into this curb. Owned. Later when I turned the ignition halfway to listen to a CD, the engine light, parking brake light, oil light, and battery light (and seat belt light... obviously) all turned on and wouldn't go away. That scared the daylights out of me and I was about to faint, but it went away when I turned the ignition all the way a little later. Still, those lights never come on when I turn on the electricity... I think I messed something up.

Hmmm, I was going to write an essay bashing something/someone I hate, but I forgot the identity of the despised object. Although I don't remember clearly what/whom I was going to write about, I did just now come up with a list of probable candidates for this despised object:

1. Whores
2. Chompies
3. ÜberChristians
4. Weggy
5. Dubya
6. Devil
7. Eva

Probably the last one.

She wrote "I SUCK DICK" on the back of my cellphone in pink pen, and my mom was like... what is this?

I'm not being allowed to go anywhere these two nights, but once my mom's gone, it's party time! I'm free Friday-Sunday every week, and the week after next, I have Tuesday and Wednesday completely empty. I have to do something about this retarded Kumon crap.

Ok guests just showed up, so I'm going.

This lady heard that I'm alone in my house for three weeks... she told me to get a girlfriend and have parties here. My mom laughed.

8:19PM

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