Zhanga: June 22, 2004

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 (3 comments)

Well, Charles, I was just using you as an arbitrary example because you were the first name to come to my mind. The same ban on entering my door will apply to people like Ronjon and Gene, who are totally dangerous and should be kept away from my house at all times. Ummm and my mom said your mom offered to come check on me every day... but now that I realize that it has to be after work, my worry is somewhat relieved. I'll have a grace period of about three hours every day from the time I wake up to the time she might come. But then again, my mom threatened me with Jenny's mom too, so I think I'm just pretty screwed. I'll be sure to figure out how to disassemble the ping pong table and get it out of here. Hey, think I can mount it on top of my car?

Oh yeah, about my car. Well, I had this little figure of Adam (well, it looked like Adam, ok?) as in Genesis, and Charles stuck him into a hole on my windshield wiper blade after frisbee on Sunday. It fit very tightly and you had to pull really hard to get it out. I drove home that night without incident. Well, yesterday there was a lot of rain, and by the time I reached Kumon, Adam was gone. I was very angry and punched my dashboard so hard that I broke some meters. Ok, so I'm not that dumb. I was just trying to make fun of Brian Shieh and the $500 LCD incident.

Due to the loss of Adam, I now have to actually go out and buy something to put on my car, like the Jesus fish. Ok, what on earth are they called? I went to ask "Hey, do you guys have one of those Jesus fish thingys that go on cars?" at the QT, and the guy gave me a funny look and then denied me. Then I turn around to hear laughs coming from a group of people led by Charles.

Oh my. Shelley has posted something that is by no means suitable for all audiences. KT's dead when she gets back. By dead, I mean like I'm going to learn some Romanian kung fu and slaughter her and her dog and then bury them in my lake.

The Ronjon question on my Gay Friend Test was the one most people got right. But for the people who missed it, here's for future reference. The rule is that if I ever ask a question about Ronjon, always pick the one that makes him seem like the biggest moron/Indian. In this case, it's the one that says I'll do nothing and just wait for him to fall off by himself. In any case, he does seem to have a bad habit of falling off cliffs for no reason, so why not?

So at summer school, there's this Indian guy who sits behind me, and directly behind him is some fat Cantonese (or maybe some other Chinese) dude. They argue all day about stupid things and tell each other why one country is better than the other, and come up with the lamest dumb insults ever to throw at each other. I mean, this really sounds like Ronjon and me, but what these guys say is ridiculously dumb, and not only that, but they get angry at each other for it. I'll remember some quotes for next time (there was one about the Chinese Mafia/organized crime but I forgot what it was exactly). Just for the record, I have to say that I'm siding with the Indian dude because the dumb Chinese kid is just retarded.

Tim suggested another good way to say "hi" online:

TFduke14: lets play smear the queer tonight
HolyCao86: UCK YOU YOU FUCKING MORON

Most/only important part of today's post: There is a Xanga called SkeetNews. This is the news thread for frisbee and such. Be sure to bookmark it and frequent it.

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