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Wednesday, June 16, 2004 (6 comments)

One Tree Hill is out. Firefox 0.9 was released yesterday. And no, I do not watch the TV show.

It's uncanny how some of the situations mentioned in that Jew book exactly match things I can relate to, if you cut out the names and specific examples. Too bad the advice really sucks sometimes, especially when it has to do with insects (see near the bottom of yesterday's post).

I have come to an amazing revelation today. I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier: If my grandpa ever finds out that I work for Japs, he would kick my ass faster than I can ask how much it costs Jess to light her lightning bugs. If he ever asks me how my job is (which he will), then the way for me NOT to begin is "the Japanese lady I work for..."

I filled this out last night, not today. Here it was:

Firsts
First best friend: Jay Wu (not Sun, mind you)
First car: The Protégé crap
First screen name: icydog1
First pet: Belinda
First piercing: no way
First true love: this question makes it sound as if it's already happened or something
First musicians you remember hearing in your house: No clue

Lasts
Last cigarette: Sometime in my next life, when I will be the person that embodies every single attribute that I currently hate.
Last car ride: I visited Ai at the tennis place where she does a lot of very hard work. The weather was so rainy that I couldn't see the road at all beyond my front bumper.
Last good cry: Well, I woke up with my neck very wet a few nights ago. I never figured out if it was because I cried during my sleep or just released a lot of sweat, as neither one ever happens.
Last library book checked out: The Ten Commandments of Character, Joseph Telushkin
Last movie seen: Passion
Last phone call: My mom ordered me to separate myself from the Demon, but apparently McLeod called me a few minutes ago and it didn't ring.
Last time showered: last night
Last cd played: My really gay CD in my car with songs on it that I don't even like.
Last item bought: Library fine? Other than that... I think gas on Sunday night.
Last annoyance: falling asleep while reading this book
Last disappointment: Knowing that I could do twice as many push ups two years ago
Last time wanting to die: many years ago... I may have said it this year, but I didn't actually mean it.
Last shirt worn: generic t-shirt that says Reebok on it
Last words you said: "ok ok ok" to my mom
Last song you sang: One of Us, Joan Osborne (damn it)
What color socks are you wearing?: it's too hot in here for socks
What Color underwear are you wearing?: Mostly green with some white and a bit of red. It's plaid.
What's under your bed?: cardboard box, light bulb, lots of wires, subwoofer, maybe some other assorted items
What time did you wake up today?: 6:50

Currents
Current mood: sleepy
Current music: DJ Epic
Current taste: I smell mint though there is none in this house anywhere
Current hair: up like a silly
Current clothes: tshirt and pants
Current annoyance(s): I'm way too full from eating too many dumplings
Current desktop picture: The Evanescence eyes picture and an upside-down nVidia desktop
Current book(s): The Holy Bible, and The Ten Commandments of Character
Current color of toenails: normal...?
Current time-wasting wish: go "eat ice cream" with McLeod or in other words watch her eat because I'm too cheap
Current hate: Toxic

My dumb Friend Test ended with Tiffany, Dumb, and Gay at 80, 79, and 78, respectively, and somehow Charles managed to get a 66. This is the reverse of what it should have been, and makes no sense at all. Here are the answers:

1. Which one of the following do I listen to the most?
The answer was Evanescence, but a lot put Britney Spears. She was only a choice because I listened to Everytime for like 48 hours straight.

2. I just raped the crap out of a wasp with my...
Electric flyswatter... duh! Chopsticks got you two points because of the fiasco at GHP, but bare hands? I don't kill stinging bugs with my bare hands.

3. Which of the following is LEAST likely to describe the game last night?
Of the choices (rape, ownage, deadly, sucky, rigged), I am least likely to say "sucky," though I do say that a lot. I meant any generic game, not some specific one from last night.

4. If I read the manual for an electronic device and the manual makes no sense to me, what will I do?
This one was actually a question of how well you know me, and I'm surprised most got it right. I do read manuals, as anyone who does not read a 500 page technical manual written in Engrish obviously has no life. The correct answer was "Pretend there's no manual and start assuming things and doing what I feel like doing." Usually if I can't figure it out, I just keep trying until either it works or it's broken. I've managed to create large sparks inside my computer on multiple occasions using this method. This has also caused me great pain via electrocution... but that's okay because I didn't damage any equipment and lost no money. (actually the sparks killed nothing either)

5. Which of the following can NOT be found under my bed?
You are all failures. I don't keep dead cockroaches/other animals under my bed, even if they somehow did manage to get there. My room doesn't have bugs... I try to stay on the offensive and kill them before they get up to my room. There is a subwoofer, a computer to feed sounds into it, and a giant light bulb to do nothing.

6. At any given moment, I want some of this.
Watermelon. I don't always want meat, just most of the time.

7. Which of the following do I have a fear of?
Heights. Hope that was easy.

8. Which of the following would you most likely find me doing on a boring afternoon?
I was surprised no one put that I'd be playing video games, though that wasn't right anyways. This one threw off the most number of people. 12/15 put sleeping, but that was only 5 points. I don't sleep that much in the afternoon, especially during the summer. The only one that came close was Ronjon, but I don't want to incriminate myself by writing the answer here. You should remember if you took it. It's the one about downloading.

9. If Ronjon threw me off a cliff, what would I do?
I can't believe a few people missed this. "Do nothing; he'll fall off by himself" is the correct answer. DUH! Come on, this is just the standard "I'm making fun of Ronjon" question. Didn't you catch it?

10. The last question. Which of the following do I value the most, above all the others?
Most people missed this and put intelligence. Why would I ever be friends with Ronjon if that was it!?? (lol don't kill me, I'm kidding) Well then again, the correct answer of honesty is not much better. I think I should have made it more clear and asked for what I value in a friend instead of just what "I value."

So, what did I do today. I went to summer school and felt tired and pain in my leg. That was super parallel structure. Then I came home and pretty much died on my couch... I just couldn't stay awake. I went to bed at 10 last night and read until around 12 though, so it really wasn't late at all.

Then I woke up and Shelley came over because for some reason or other she thought she'd beat me in arm wrestling. She stayed around for two and a half hours or so, and when her mom called she said she was playing with stuffed animals, which populate my house so densely that she was tripping all over them. That contains as much truth as "I hate ping pong," and it also dug her into a hole by forcing her to explain to her mom that she was, in fact, not in my bedroom. Her mom also thinks I'm a total queer now for the 50,000 stuffed animals she thinks I have.

I'm leaving soon to get the awesome "DANGER, MEN COOKING" caution tape that Charles got. My mom's going to find the kitchen completely covered in this stuff when she comes home from work tomorrow.

8:00PM

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