Zhanga: June 15, 2004

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004 (7 comments)

Aaaghhh I forgot to count the number of dumplings I cooked for lunch today. I ended up eating 28 of those things because I threw too many in the pot. To give you an idea, my meal is usually 13-16 of these. My stomach feels like it's ready to rupture at any moment... but I still feel like I can eat a few slices of watermelon which we unfortunately do not have )= That was about 1300 Calories. I'm developing a really bad habit of wondering how many calories are in everything I eat now... and that isn't good because then I eat less, which makes me not me.

So yesterday I decided to count my calories. Sorry, I'm turning anorexic. Sorry, but you are an complete idiot if you thought that (and I know that popped into someone's mind at least momentarily). It was just for curiosity's sake, ok? My result was 3050 Calories, 1040 of those from fat. I'd say it was a typical eating day, except I just realized that I ate no fruits. Weird... that never happens. This reminds me of something I posted in December of last year:

lost a pound .. 116
--
today i decided i should get some protein
so i ate
1 serving of egg whites with 1 slice of fat free cheese=62 calories

1 slice of whole wheat bread =80 calories

total - 142~not too bad i guess

workout=polaties//40 minutes

Ok now that I read this again, it just makes even less sense to me. A glass of orange juice or skim milk is ~150 Calories (I had five glasses yesterday)... what's up with this 142 Calories total in a day? Geez.

I haven't had my weekly dose of frisbee this week. (This has nothing to do with counting calories by the way.) Which of you hardcore frisbeers are up for a game in the rain?!

Apparently Yahoo! Mail gives 100 MB per mailbox for free now. That was a sudden jump. And they still think I'm under 13 even though they have my DOB.... tardos.

I got this dumb book (The Ten Commandments of Character) from the library due to a bad influence (more or less). It has turned me three times more [Judeo]Christian (author's Jewish) than I have been before. But still, Jason's claim is untrue in every way. Please don't pull a Shelley and believe what he wrote about me becoming a believer.

I don't like how this guy talks about not killing harmless insects and stuff. Well, sucks for the cockroach in my garage, because although it may be "harmless," it's going to be sprayed with flammable liquid and torched like the others if it comes out of hiding (and isn't near the gasoline). The author also draws a direct and deliberate link between killing insects for pleasure and beating wives later in life. After all, since I've killed cockroaches for pleasure, how can I ever possibly hold myself back from physically assaulting my future wife? Wait, was that a comparison between my future wife and a cockroach?

Yes, I can see myself beating people, since I am of course a very violent being. I solve all problems with violence. Last time I couldn't do a math problem, I got up in extreme anger and started kicking my math instructor. Actually, that sounds like something Eva would do if "math instructor" = "me"... but I digress. I want to punch myself repeatedly during some parts of this book. But hey, if I didn't get this mental stimulation every once in a while (the kind I don't get at Kumon), then I wouldn't be reading this book.

This bothers me:

wendy0428: you hear things that weren't said

Will someone please tell me if I've ever done this? Because I certainly don't remember any instances.

3:40PM

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