Zhanga: June 8, 2004

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Tuesday, June 8, 2004 (3 comments)

I was cleaning the big empty room with all the science olympiad stuff in it last night... I looked at the lye bottle, and I noticed that a lot of it had crawled out. Yes, the lid was on TIGHT. At least 75 grams of lye had crept out of the bottle and left a large thick white ring at the base of the container, as well as lots collected near the lid. And to top that off, the bottle was only 3/4 full to begin with! Wow that really expanded. At least the lid wasn't so tight that it exploded. WOW that would have been bad... the walls covered in lye. Or better yet, if someone was in there when it exploded... ugh that'd be ugly. So would the poor hapless soul.

Gene, I'm too lazy right now to make an animation of the Chinese flag raping anything else... but here's what's going to get owned as soon as I get un-lazy:

Sorry if it's a disappointment. It was the best I could do... I don't even know if I put the striped thingys in the right positions because I've never really inspected a Korean flag before. The communist side doesn't need to get owned, by the way, which is why it's not in there.

I tried setting the squishing icon as my background so I'd have 1544.4 (that's a calculated number) red circles being smushed at the same time... but it won't animate! I remember having an animated wallpaper for five seconds sometime in the past, and it was extremely obnoxious so that's why it only lasted five seconds. It would be so much fun if this dumb thing worked.

So my mom told the best Japanese story ever yesterday. Ai gave a nice reaction to this story and then... she agreed. Talk about unexpected. Here's what happened, but it was all in Chinese of course:

Me: The Japanese Demon thinks you're pretty.
Mom: Hmm, Japanese people say that a lot.
   [insert short story here about the idiots who live in our house in Glenside]
Me: (I forgot what I said. It was something useless, which is why I forgot.)
Mom: Yeah, there must be a lot of very ugly people in Japan.

Then my mom proceeded to criticize and make fun of the dumb Indians who wanted to buy our house. The guy called my mom and started yelling at her and threatening legal action against her... so she got pissed. The guy wrote an email like "I have had many honorable friends from mainland China, so I did not expect..." blah blah something about what my mom did which was disagreeing to selling the house to them. I want to flyswat that guy in the face.

I didn't think a 12-year-old could be so horny and gay, but these sillies have proven me wrong. Hey, maybe it's Yük. Wait, he's Korean. Whatever... same thing.

Last July, a 12-year-old boy in Nagasaki a city just north of Sasebo was accused of kidnapping, molesting and murdering a 4-year-old by shoving him off a roof.
(from CBS) [the article has been removed]

If anyone wants to play ping pong with me anytime this month, call me or just show up and hope I'm home. Especially if you're one of those people who are good enough to beat me while fooling around... it'd be nice to play people like that crazy Indian every day. I miss playing it for two or five or eight hours a day at GHP.

There's nothing like feeling the burn from an overdose of ping pong. It feels so good except for the minor detail that I can't move any part of my body except my jaw and left arm the day after.

The jaw's all I really need though, so it's all good. For example, if some silly dancer girl comes up to me and tries to grab my cheeks, all I have to do is snap my jaw and she will flinch and jump back three feet like I'm a ferocious little dog or something. What a silly story I just told. Who would ever do that.

6:00PM

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