Zhanga: June 7, 2004

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Monday, June 7, 2004 (9 comments)

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Charles: My coach has the long name beginning with T. I don't remember it but he's kind of funny sometimes.
Wendy: Yes, it took two seconds (literally) to convert it to WAV. However, it's 37.7 MB (that means BIG, thank you very much). MP3 works as well as WAV on Xangas, so there's no need. Besides, even good music on Xangas is really annoying, so don't even put it on there.
Wendy and Ai: GAY! I just opened that song in Winamp and what is this crap? "Your hair is brown. Your eyes are hazel. I've got your picture." This song is worse than "don't like an erection"! Agghh it's terrible.

Other stuff

And speaking of "don't like an erection," those four words were playing on repeat in my mind for about three hours while I was monotonously working at Kumon. Lame, lame, lame, lame! The first time I heard it, I heard "direction," which I think is what it's supposed to be. Then Ai's dirty mind sends signals to her mouth to say "ERECTION!!" and that's all I've been hearing since. Now, I can't even hear the "direction" if I try.

I have compiled my list of the worst songs I've ever heard. Here they are:

5. Joan Osborne - One of Us ("what if God was one of us...")
4. whatever the erection song is called by whoever it's by
3. The Vapors - Turning Japanese (the crap Wendy and Ai sent me, mentioned above)
2. Britney Spears - Soda Pop
1. Britney Spears - Toxic

Ugh, Toxic is AWFUL!

Ok, so #5 isn't that bad, or not bad enough to be on the bottom 5 anyways. But it's just really stuck in my head.

Rap is not featured here because noise does not count as music or "song." By the way, when does summer school start every morning? Eight in da mornin! Just like all other parties of course =)

O, do I love ping pong. I need to play it a lot more, and with more than like two different people. I'll plan a coup of ping pong club at Walton. Organize a tournament or something for next year. I'm sure Dutter will help with the coup and she'll replace whatever teacher is doing it right now.

10:16PM

I really love Trillian sometimes (actually, I do... it's just stupid sometimes):

Do you see this? The Chinese is sideways!!! Holy crap it's stupid. Even if you can't read Chinese, check out the question mark in the second to last line.

When I was cleaning out my room, I found a random pad of paper which feels like it's 50 pound bond or something. It's so nice I don't even want to use it. Yeah I know, that right there was really Chinese of me.

Summer school was pretty boring... three hours every morning of that?? Wow it's going to suck. At least there doesn't seem to be excessive amounts of Busy Work... there was really not much book work for the first three chapters. But still, three hours... and getting up at 7! AHHHHHH!! It's school all over again!

So anyways, we get there and he goes through all the rules and stuff... and the only behavioral item he talked about that wasn't on the sheet was sleeping. Let me quote him: "if you need to excuse yourself to go outside in the hallway to slap yourself in the face, then please do so." Well, something like that.

I took notes today. The room was filled with the normal chatter and nothing really stood out. Then all of a sudden, I hear "WHO'S THE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH YOU?" really loudly. (Yes, my notes consisted of that one line.) It wasn't a shout or anything, just really loud. Chomps are funny.

The other thing we did was stretching, though I wouldn't call pushups stretching... that'd be stretching it. Was that awesome or what? Ok anyways, there were two interesting ones. One was the "fire hydrant," which didn't make any sense to me until I started doing it. You get on your hands and knees, then lift one leg to the side and repeat that a lot of times. The other interesting one... you get on your back, lift up your butt, and "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!" Yeah....

Speaking of squeeze... I made a buddy icon yesterday in response to someone else's (gee I wonder who). I hope you enjoy this, and hopefully all you Chinese people will make it your AIM buddy icon too so that we can get a cult going. And if anyone asks me what the red circle is, I'm going to kill myself by listening to rap. I can see Jay doing that. Maybe Vincent, too.

2:57PM

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