Zhanga: May 26, 2004

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 (5 comments)

You know what's very interesting? I searched for qwerty on Google images and 1/3 of the first page was porn. I was trying to find a dumb picture of the qwerty keyboard so I would know what keys go where since my keyboard is rigged... but nooo.... just dump a bunch of porn on me. I mean, this is the kind of thing that I would find hard to explain to my mom: "Uhh.. yeah... I was looking for a picture of a keyboard but it gave me porn..." Yeah, believable.

I think I'm going to make fun of Eva every day from now until about a week before she comes back, because I know she'll never read these. Yesssssssssssssss! Which brings me to the next thing, that Chinese DNS servers block all the no-ip sites (like mine). It's lame. But at least that means my dad can't stumble upon my site somehow (for example, if he goes to Yahoo!, searches for "fox iq" and scrolls to #18 or so), which would be extremely bad.

What is this:

Let's go back
Back to the beginning
Back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned

Is Hilary Duff trying to be some kind of idiot astronomer or something? Just quit while you're behind.

Since the day I got my cell phone, idiots whose identities remain a mystery to me have called me a lot. I have noticed that a lot of them live in Conyers. Every week or two, my house gets a call looking for a Carl Brucker, and a few days ago my cell got a call looking for Carl. What the heck. Anyways, here's a list of some of the dumbs who have called me since I got my cell.

404 234 6331
404 297 7971
404 298 3411
404 304 6123
404 361 1225
404 447 7401
404 484 8243
404 914 3386
404 964 0010
678 468 2766
678 476 0569
678 516 5047
678 585 7897
678 755 1549
678 768 3036
678 945 3684
770 331 0037
770 388 7379
770 396 3714
770 475 1078
770 712 2566
770 715 9020
770 760 7243
360 791 1403
504 722 1214
520 371 5014
901 690 3379
919 671 9443

If any look familiar, then please let me know. For some reason, Whore was on this list too, but I caught that when I went through it just now. (Whore = Tricia)

Hmm that reminds me of the time I called her cell, said "hey whore," and then heard a response with a heavy Korean accent that scared the daylights out of me until she started laughing to let me know that no, I did not just address her mom as "whore."

9:25PM

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