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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 (7 comments)

What an idiot. I got a 100 on my last Brit Lit thing and I didn't do the longest poem.

Everyone's assignment: convince Ronjon to take physics because his life will never be complete without a megadose of Dutter. Dropping physics for a dumb environmental science class is only for Gays!

So as Gene said in his comment, why did I have today's post labeled at Sunday the 18th? I guess I looked at the last post and decided the day after Monday is Sunday. See, my mind doesn't function in the morning. Maybe this is why my grade in Bryan's class is so hardcorely awesome.

While I was in Mrs. Dutter's room today, she asked me if I found a job and so I told her what's going on so far. She also offered me $10/hour for doing her webpage, but I'd' feel bad eating her money. I'd probably not do a good job anyways. And now I realized my biggest mistake: I DIDN'T ASK WHERE HER WEBPAGE IS!!!!! AHH!!!

But anyways, I took the opportunity to show her the quotes from science bowl, which for some reason she hasn't seen yet. Here's her comments in no real order:

1. Did I really say that?? (#3)
2. Who is his chemistry teacher again? (#5)
3. Is this something you can click on? Ah! hahahahaha!! (#19)
4. Did you ever get those nametags? (#21)

This also happened:

Dutter: There are some things that you really shouldn't show me.
Me, feigning innocence: Like what?
Dutter, scrolling around: Well... let's start from the bottom and work our way up.

I wasn't able to come up with much of a response to this:

Dutter: You guys use four-letter words too much.
Me: Uhhh.....

I went with my grandpa, sister, and mom to eat out today at this Chinese place. Someone has to take a point off my unculturedness counter because I could actually tell that they were playing an instrumental version of Yesterday.

8:09PM

Yesterday, I fell asleep at 5:30, which is just after I came home. I was woken up violently (well, there's no other way) three or four times by my grandpa and mom, but I went back to sleep and eventually woke up at 6:20 AM. That's longer than I sleep on some weekends. I feel so refreshed right now, but I'm still sleepy and ready to fall asleep at any moment. For example, if I was given a chemistry test right now, I'd be gone after the first problem.

Yesterday instead of going to some classes, I went bowling with Ronjon and Eva. I was just going to go on a date with Ronjon since he enjoys that kind of thing with guys, but Eva started whining and demanded that I pick her up. Wonder if she got in trouble. Anyways, I didn't eat any lunch, then I got home and didn't eat dinner because I was asleep. I did have a bao zi in the morning for breakfast, though.

So in the shower this morning, I was trying to make myself feel hungry so I could go downstairs and eat a lot to make up for what I didn't eat. Eventually I decided that I'm either anorexic or have some unknown stomach problem. I threw out the anorexic idea pretty quickly. After deciding that I can't make myself hungry, I realized that I ate a bunch of pizza in the afternoon in Ms. McWilliams's room...

I guess I was too busy thinking in the shower to actually shower. When I stepped out, I felt my head, and had to step back in because I hadn't shampooed. Believe it or not, I've never done that before.

I picked up an application from Micro Center yesterday just before bowling. Anyone wanna keep me company there, where I'll hopefully be accepted? Their cashiers make $8/hr, by the way. I'd do that, except I'm not friendly enough. I'd much rather do more interesting things also.

Tricia gave me another Christian card. I can now break down what I've gotten into six main categories, in order:

1. Food
2. Food
3. Food
4. Chomp chomp chomp
5. Things you'd find at a Wyoming garage sale because they're so random
6. I love Jesus

I was going to take care of that watermelon last night, but I slept instead. So it's not even opened yet. I'll finish it today then.

Ok so now it's time for the funny lady story. But first, Gene and I were walking out of Snoddy's room, where Ai was talking to me about 1 minute before we left. Then as we left, we both thought we saw Ai in there. As we passed the front of the media center, I thought that someone standing there looked sorta like Ai, and then Gene turned around and so did I. I almost fell over when I saw that it was her, and both Gene and I had a look of "hey you can do the Dutter teleportation too?" Odd.

So on to the funny lady story. There was this dumb lady guarding the lunch room door (she got there after we had entered), and Gene and I were trying to get out. We were just in there to turn in the green things to PPO. I don't remember it exactly, but it was like this:

Lady: Hey! Hey! HEY! Come back here! Do you guys have a pass?
Me: No, but we were just here to turn in the green forms to PPO and now we're going back.
Lady: Well you need a pass.
Me: Oh.
Lady: Where are you two supposed to be right now?
Me: Nowhere, really.
Lady: Don't you have class?
Gene: Not really. We have class but we sorta don't.
Lady: So where are you going?
Gene: To class.
Lady: So you DO have class!
Me: We have all AP classes so we don't really have class.
Gene: Yeah we don't have class but we do have class sorta but we don't actually because it's not really class but class isn't doing anything so we can do whatever in class or not in class the teacher doesn't care but we're going back to class except it's not really class because the AP exams are over and class is not really class anymore.
Lady, with a confused look: Have a pass next time.
[Next guy in line steps up]
Lady, with a grin: Do YOU have a good story?!!

We will henceforth refer to Gene line #3 as "Gene's class soliloquy." It is a soliloquy because no one was listening after the first few words.

I can't believe my mom's making me go to school. I mean, some teachers have already said bye have a nice summer. What's the point of showing up? Maybe if I just randomly show up at someone's house it'll be ok.

And by the way, my birthday's today, in case anyone still thinks it was three days ago.

7:47AM

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