Zhanga: May 17, 2004
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So
Ai, it looks like I have plenty of these. What the heck am I going to do with a pound of
pickles... wanna split them and have a speed contest?
So let's see. Half a pound each of Gobstoppers and Nerds, a pound of pickles, 8.17 pounds of pig, 10 or so pounds of watermelon, like 3 pounds of chocolate-covered strawberries, a quarter pound of lollipop, 9.6 pounds of Coke... by the end of this week, I'm going to have the shape of a watermelon and the size of a refrigerator.
So... I just almost made the biggest fool of myself. Holy crap. An hour ago, my mom walked downstairs and sat down at the desk next to me and got on her computer. So after a while I began wondering why she's been so quiet all this time and not asking me what I'm doing.
Well, I turned my head 30 degrees to get a better view... and... wtf, that's not my mom. It's this girl who's here but I don't have any idea as to why. It would have been really awesome if I had called her mom, turned around to look, and then walked away with a bright red face.
I asked my mom (this is actually my mom) for a tie and so she gave me this tie which extends a whole foot below my neck and is 1.5 inches wide at the wide end. It's ridiculous. I don't know what I was supposed to do with that tie, except use it as a strangulation device when Wilcox decides to pull his next brilliant stunt, which will probably involve a a broomstick, C4, and my jar of pickles, resulting in a loss of pickle and an extremely angry David. I wonder if that tie will go all the way around his neck.
I really do not want to do this busy work. Why have we been assigned busy work after the AP exam? This is so gay!
12:31PM
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LOL you should have made out with that girl or something, sort of like make-believe incest.
I'm cool.
Gene on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 12:59 AM
u didn't like my gift? i expect them to be all eaten up.
ai on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 6:42 AM
I freaking loved the chomp look today. I mean, <3 like the keychain. It was awesome. Chomp tomorrow, too!
Wendy on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:54 PM
would he hit the c4 at your pickles with the broomstick? sounds like hockey gone way wrong
tim on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 6:14 PM
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