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Saturday, May 8, 2004 (7 comments)

Uhh, don't call my cell phone. I broke it by putting it on top of my car and driving off. Since I know someone will ask, no, I did not do it on purpose because I don't really enjoy breaking expensive equipment.

I'm not one of those rich bastards who break their phones so their parents will get them a new one. Agghhh just thinking of these people make me want to vomit.

9:05PM

AP Environmental Science IS being made. Well, that's what Dutter said, and she sounded pretty sure. So that means everyone needs to ask her about it. I'm signing up.

I got owned by the free response for physics. I left about 6 parts of problems completely blank, and then missed an additional 4 or so. I barely got half the possible points for that. Multiple choice seems to be my savior for every single AP exam. If you're looking for the free response to bring up your physics grade... well... it's not happening unless you just really suck at guessing on multiple choice.

I really hate how I do things my own weird way on those physics problems, because although it makes sense to me, when I try to read other people's work it often looks like monkey doodle because I don't get it. Then when other people read my work, it also looks like monkey doodle. Especially McLeod, who loves how I write vectors.

What am I going to do when she leaves for college!?? =(

Charles tells me I need to come up with more synonyms for rape, own, death, etc and their inflections. To please him, I'm going to start using the term steamroll from now on. My vocabulary has just increased by about 33%.

I love it when this happens every few days because my vocabulary is so broad and I use specific, unambiguous terms:

Dude[tte]: Hey how was the [test, game, tournament, etc]?
Me: [Choose one: Rape, Owned, Deadly. And now, also Steamrolled.]
Dude[tte]: So is that good or bad?

Remember when Bryan said to take a picture with a drunk guy for the exotic photo? Well... for those of you who haven't enjoyed this photo yet, that's my grandpa, who is full of pure ownage. He doesn't actually ever drink, but that just makes it even funnier.

To go perfectly with the Ronjon Xanga story below... my mom looks at my IM window and sees this:

icydog1: yes, i got raped

Then my sister decides to look too. I think I'm just going to unplug my computer from the Internet permanently now.

5:22PM

Yeah so I was reading Ronjon's Xanga and my sister says "Why does it say 'I fuck on the first date?'" God damn it. I can't believe that freaking happened.

Yes, to satisfy KT, I'll write about the Judge, cardboard box, and LCD making it through security.

If you don't know what the Judge is (the one we use for science), it's this briefcase looking thing that says The Judge on the middle of one of the flat faces, and along the top of that face, has four red and four green lights in a row. If you open the case, then you see lots of very old and frayed wires with different colors, and most of the wires go into this 5x10" (approx) cardboard box covered in white paper and tape. The other end of the wires go to a total of eight foot pedals.

To summarize, it doesn't look suspicious at all, especially not after you open it.

And the cardboard box is not the one pictured at the top of this page, but it's the new one, which is a lot smaller, more compact, has like 3 pounds more parts, and has more wires crammed into a much tinier space. (It may be lower down on that page if you read this a few weeks after today.)

On the way through Hartsfield security on Thursday, the Judge had to be opened and about five men questioned Gene about it and what it does. We kept giving the same response ("you buzz and it lights up") over and over and they didn't seem to be happy. I guess once they saw the harmless CIA agent (Dutter) they stopped and let us go. They had to open Ronjon's bag to look at his LCD I think. I was very surprised when they didn't even ask about my bag. I mean, when's the last time airport security saw a desktop computer inside a bookbag?

On the way back, through Reagan (DC) security, we had more fun. Gene demanded to check in the Judge, so we did that. Only later did I ask "hey did you watch it go on the belt and through the thing?" and he told me "no." Well, great. Apparently what happened was that it got delayed (gee I wonder why) and our flight left without it... so it came late, while Dutter was complaining to baggage services at Hartsfield.

So for our carry-ons, Ronjon and I got stopped. His LCD and my bag were inspected. They swabbed down our bags and Ronjon but not me (he looks more Arab). While opening my bag, he took out my water bottle... and squirted Coke all over his substance testing station, the part with the computer. Hilarious. I tried to not laugh.

Eventually they let us through after ascertaining that the LCD monitor and my computer were not comprised of high explosives.

Moving to a totally different subject, at school a few days ago, I saw the best notice ever. On the door to the media center, I saw this piece of paper that began "EMERGENCY MEETING ALL KOREAN SPEAKING STUDENTS..."

And the important notice to Koreans or non: anyone wishing to see a Smoky Hill sign being incinerated by gasoline and possibly other substances with steel wool ignition... come home with me on Monday after emag (90 mins after physics). I'm ready to BURN some asshole tags!

12:01AM

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