Zhanga: April 29, 2004

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 (5 comments)

Holy shit I'm excited.

There seriously is no question of whether I do better with Coke, and whether I do worse with food. It's just a matter of how much better and how much worse, so that a balance can be achieved between short term owning and long term brain cell loss. Gene's working on this.

Thanks to all of you who wished us luck. No thanks to the one who told me to "rape ass" and then refused me her ass.

Sprint took one hour (that's 60 minutes) to copy some phone numbers from my old phone to the new one. Gay. While I was there, this big fat friendly black guy (contrast with big fat angry black lady) tells me "hey kid I like your tattoo!" Yes, that would be referring to my left arm, which of course was covered with an obscenity. My mom also demanded to see what was on my arm but I kept covering it up. Eva, you're dead. Better bring some hard shoes and maybe an ice pick tomorrow.

I still have pelican markings on me, after soap and scrubbing! Looks like two will be in one grave, because I'm not paying for both.

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So Daniel, it certainly is a surprise that you came to read my site and commented. Longest comment yet, I believe. No, I don't know you... so I shouldn't be trashing you. And I only said what I said based on what I had heard from other people, and I shouldn't have done that. I am sorry about this. I have had classes with you, though, and also, the rest of your comment makes no sense.

Looking back, all I said was "...but Gilbert got it. And it was Daniel Gilbert! How'd that happen?" I didn't think that would offend you that much. Sorry that it did. I'm also sorry that you do not like my character. But really, if someone said that about me, I'd have just shrugged it off.

I don't know what's this about me trashing your brother - Ben, right? I haven't mentioned him anywhere.

I will now identify everyone I mentioned on the 26th:
Tricia - She's Korean and not your brother
I - That's me, and I have no brother
Snoddy - Our AP US teacher, who can't be your brother
My whore - that's Tricia, who is Korean and not your brother
Faucet - Sits behind me in AP US and... Mike's not your brother, is he?
Leak - is not a person
Dragos - he's that Romanian guy who beats me at everything and is nominally a Christian I think
Ronjon - Indian dude who I make fun of every hour of my waking life and doesn't care
Gilbert - this was implied to be Jason
Daniel Gilbert - that's you, I assume
Tijuana Joe's - a place where they give you food to eat

There's no way I trashed him. Not personally, at least. Maybe I made some blanket statement that you mistook as a jab at him, and let me assure you that none of the general remarks I have made during my life were meant to apply to him.

I'll ignore the "you all" for now in your comment and assume I'm the primary offender of everything listed, since of course the comment is on my site and is directed to me.

About the Bible, I did not ever say that either (a) I hate anyone who believes in it or (b) that anyone who believes is stupider than me. Quote me, and I'll eat my words. Nowhere have I said this. Not on this page, not on this site, not out of my mouth, not in my mind. Let's see...

(a) Though you didn't explicitly make this accusation, it seems implied, so I'll say something about it. I like Ms. Pepple, I like Erica, and I like Yujing. That's enough I think.

(b) Now, when's the last time I called Erica or Yujing stupid?

I really don't understand why you're talking about Christianity here. I haven't said anything about religion in forever. Where is this attitude that I'm better than all Christians coming from? I have never said or implied that. Anywhere, at any time.

You mentioned that there are devout Christians in the top ranks of our class. Sure there are, but as far as I know, they're the minority. But either way, does this actually mean anything? The sample size is too small to matter, so whether the top 20 of Walton's junior class is entirely Christian, entirely atheist, or in between does not have much significance.

On top of it all, the last quote stuns me:

"the stupid Bible- believing Christian who Ms Bryan is plotting to kill"

Huh? Who said that, or are you just paraphrasing something that you think I may have said? Because just to make sure, I did a search on my site for the words Bible and stupid and got 0 results.

So how was my rhetoric and personal style? I hope it was not "truly inappropriate."

2:33AM

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