Zhanga: April 25, 2004

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Sunday, April 25, 2004 (4 comments)

You know, every time I read a Xanga comment or anything else that has a "teeeheee" in it, I keep thinking that whoever wrote it is making fun of people. But then every time, when I read on, I notice that the "teeeheee" was actually meant to be a "teeeheee." It's kind of funny, because people actually say "haha" or "hehe" and maybe Koreans do say "kekekeke^^" and apparently chompies say "OMG" in the hallways, but who on earth says "teeeheee"? (There wasn't supposed to be a comparison between Koreans and chompies, because after all, Koreans are Asian and therefore infinitely superior to the orange race.)

I just pulled into the SAT tutor's driveway and we're getting out of my car. There is one locked door in the car, and that's the one behind Charles. So I reach back to lock the other rear door, and then I open my door and exit. Charles attempts to follow suit, except since the door behind him is locked, he decides to lock his own instead. Then, brilliantly and in one motion, he tries to open it and throw his body out into the open doorway. Except there's no open doorway... because it's locked. He does manage to not land his face in the window, though.

An hour later, he notices that he forgot to lock his door.

My mom and sister are leaving for two weeks in the summer, I think. So I get to own by myself for a while. Oh yes, you know what this means! Except my mom will probably call home every three seconds to make sure I'm home. Maybe I'll get call forwarding.

Eva (the same randomly generated name as before) claims I'm too pussy to drag race, but I totally have an excuse. Ai was going down a one lane road, and it's rather difficult to race there. You should have told her to turn on to Roswell with me if you really wanted to do that! Then my car would have shown you what racing really is. Have you seen my car go? That thing is so blazing fast that you'd never be able to keep up with it. In fact, I almost passed Mr. Edelstein one day. And this other time, I was going up a hill, and I didn't roll down...

Actually, my car does have a little bit of power in its little engine, as Charles noted today. It does some crazy things when I really mash it, for example to get past the Timber Ridge light (the red light which Ronjon is an expert at going through while a cop is under it).

Oh, and one more thing. Eva's immense inertia would have kept Ai's car pretty slow for a while. (hey hey I'm just kidding)

Oh Drew, if Eva called you from my cell at like 6:50 AM Saturday... that was Eva, not me. She was really drunk and so she called you because she thinks you're really hot and she wanted to have sex with you. Too bad you didn't pick up, otherwise a familiar story (think Russo) may have reenacted itself, except this time you wouldn't be the drunk one. HIYO!

I heard the chem test grades were hell. Well, that leaves me to work on 75 isomers to avoid getting a B in there.

8:52PM

I was at Borders earlier today with Ai & Eva. Don't ever try to get anything done with Eva within 25 feet of you. You won't accomplish anything. Using this incorrect method of doing things, it took me two and a half hours to do 6 dumb calculus problems that would have been 5 minutes apiece at home.

As usual, Eva kept throwing things at me, and eventually Ai's apple came flying at my head. It bounced off of my shoulder and landed on the ground. Ai and I yelled at Eva, then Ai shirt-polished it and later started eating it. Then, being a Wasteful Japanese Demon, she didn't eat more than a third of it and I had to save the world from the wastage of 2/3 of an apple.

There was this dumb girl there, who picked up a sex book that made noises when you push the button. For the purposes of this story, we'll refer to her as "Eva" although this is purely a randomly generated name. So, being an idiot, Eva takes the book and throws it onto the couch behind us, where two moms were sitting. With a five year old kid. Little kid ends up practically on top of the book, but he never picked it up to look at it.

1:30AM

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