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Wednesday, April 21, 2004 (3 comments)

Well, fuck. Why did I waste my year taking AP Language? When's the last time I've had to work to keep from getting a fucking C in a class?

I could have had so much time to spend this year if not for that class. I could have had time to spend with friends, I could have slept and not gotten sick for over 3 months (I'm still sick), and most importantly, I'd have had no classes and little else to worry about. As it stands now, I have to worry about that class, Euro, US, AND chemistry. That class has had no positive effects on my life at all unless you count the death I look forward to, and despite what you may think, it would be the one class I would not take if I were given a chance to relive my junior year.

Personal style can just go screw itself, because I'm done with it. She got so fucking mad at me when I said I thought this essay was better than the other ones I've written. I know it's not a good essay, but it was not worse than anything else I've turned in. It answered every part of the question and even she didn't deny that. I have to wake up to this god-awful morningly nightmare.

Why do I keep thinking that I use more stylistic elements on my website than I do in my essays? I think I'll just write one of these next time she wants an essay.

I'm sorry if you're a sophomore like Allon and are scared by what I say about AP Language. But fuck, if it's going to fuck me this hard, someone else is going to get hit too. Heads up.

And one last thing. Do not lose your mind and give Ms. Bryan anyone's Xanga address, or worse, my site. I swear on my atheist bible that if she gets here and I find out the culprit, that person will be in a lot of pain whether s/he was my friend, another teacher, or someone I don't know. It doesn't matter how funny you think Jason's Xanga is, or how much you think she'll enjoy it. If you give her the address to that, then she'll wind up here eventually. My life will be over at that point and this site will be history. If I hear she's been here, then within hours, this site will be down permanently. This site as you know it, anyways.

7:56PM

Erica, I applaud you for your essay. Do write something about the excessive amount of work. By that, I mean point out that the work is tedious, repetitive, and does not necessarily further our education. Also, if you do not get a 9 on that essay, then someone doesn't know how to grade papers.

12:01AM

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