Zhanga: April 19, 2004

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Monday, April 19, 2004 (10 comments)

I stayed very alert this morning in AP Language fro the entire period. In emag, Arthur kept drawing freaking humongous condoms on the board and kept telling us they were bullets bigger that the guns that would shoot them. He's on crack. Either that, or he's Russian. Then I was still alert in Euro. During AP Physics, how could I get tired with McLeod telling me that I'm in her shirt? That leaves math... I completely died in this class. Then after that, during US... I was dead again. Really dead. Same for chemistry. So that was an interesting second half of my day...

I took Eva to work today after school. It took 10 minutes, but in that time, Eva gave my hazard light switch the most intense workout of its life. She turned it on about once every 1/2 second, meaning that the button was pushed about 2400 times during the 10 minutes. I think she did this because she was mad that my car slapped her in the face -- she went "ow!" when she closed the door after getting in because the automatic seat belt thing hit her in the face. I laughed so hard that my spit sprayed in all directions like the unknown mass in a physics lab.

She can still never get over the fact (I can't either... it's hilarious!) that with a funny Taiwanese accent, dad and shit sound the same. So every time she's around me, I hear someone say hey FECES! I think I'll get her a mini toilet or maybe some toilet paper for her birthday. Or better yet... a gallon of Pepto-Bismol.

I had to call Bellsouth to get tech support for my email addresses. I won't even go through the procedure, except that I was redirected at least 4 times. I was asked once what email client I use (and "Thunderbird" confused the crap out of the poor guy), 3 times what modem I have (and once for its firmware version), 4 times what operating system I use, 8 times what my phone number is, and countless other useless things. These useless questions came after I told them I just wanted to get my email addresses back.

9:48PM

10 DAYS UNTIL OWNING!

I blame this on the Koreans... People should find better things to do that type lots and lots of kekeke's. Apparently it's a word now too. Note how Google corrected my spelling:

Very interesting.

Somebody reached my site and browsed around after clicking on a link from the following URL: http://www.sex-teens-versaut.de/hardcore-pussy/, which I purposely did not link to. Oh, but we all know who'll probably go there anyways. I know who (think four letters & psuedoK) would be there in an instant, but too bad she doesn't read my site.

Although I have a page for this, I feel that the one who searched for "animals,naked" is... dumb enough to deserve two embarrassments. Why would anyone be looking for animals,naked? And if you can't find animals,naked offline... you're really useless. Really weird too, I may add, if you think animals,naked (unless they're pelicans...) are more attractive than people.

Why are we not doing my two most favorite pieces of literature ever? First Swift's A Modest Proposal, then Tennyson's "Charge of the Light Brigade"?? I hate this! They're not really my favorites, but I like them more than what we're doing. I hope I'm not the only one who likes my evaluation of "The Eagle: A Fragment":

.... Also, thunderbolts rise; they do not fall. It would be difficult for the eagle to fall from the ground into a cloud at thousands of miles per second.

I want to thank Erica (or was it Ronjon?) who posted pictures on her Xanga and kept them to a reasonable size. People (person) who put up and won't take down or resize 11 pictures of 300KB each... seriously, this is not cool. 8 pictures totaling 220KB (and at the same quality and resolution) is much better. Thank you, Erica.

Security through obscurity is a major no-no in the world of computer/information security. The "members only" section of the (Ed's?) orchestra page is a classic example of security through obscurity. Too bad there isn't anything fun on there =( otherwise I'd know stuff I shouldn't, and that would be fun.

This caused me to laugh for a little while:

HolyCao86: wuts damn password again?
icydog1: suck
HolyCao86: oh
HolyCao86: i knew it was one of you common four letter words
HolyCao86: so i tried slut and junk

Yeah, so I should have started the Brit Lit earlier.

4:01AM

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