Zhanga: April 14, 2004

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Wednesday, April 14, 2004 (5 comments)

Well... I was going to sleep early tomorrow, until I remembered that we need to practice a few thousand more questions at nationals. Without wasting paper, of course. I got Cardboard Box (Portable) 1.1 ready for nationals: 12 x 9.6 x 6.1 inches (0.4 cubic feet), all crammed into an Amazon.com box that some books came in. Maybe I'll put up some pictures later. Unfortunately, it's still the same old 166MHz machine. I've stuffed every open space in it with cardboard to prevent things from sliding around, so I can't risk anything faster. Cardboard dust/bits are too flammable.

I think I'll set this up in my room. It's pretty easy to carry around with that 13" monitor I have, if I ever want to move it back and forth. I think I'll use it as an oversized (by about 120 times) iPod and play music in my room with it. Now all I need is a 500 foot Ethernet wire or a hole in my wall and a 50 foot wire.

Oh man Gene's so dead for the email he posted for his last comment: chompeyssdodavidssister@lesbian.com. Why are there two s's at the beginning?

To everyone with stuff on my server - stop linking to the d2g site. The Walton orchestra site should update its links. And Gay Ronjon! Your dumb Simpsons background constitutes about 50% of the hits to the old site. Almost all of the rest is from search engines. So that puts you at the intelligence of a search engine.

Or actually, maybe the intelligence of the (at least one) visitor that came here from a link on a porn site. That's very discouraging to me. Not only are a large portion of my random visitors coming here from search engines to look for porn, but now I also apparently have a permanent link to my site from a porn site.

For the last few days, I've been trying unsuccessfully to keep myself awake in math. I don't understand why I'm so sleepy in there. I wasn't so bad before spring break. Today we did more learning than we've done all year, and I missed it. That is just wonderful. I wake up and see Sigma something integral something = ln x. Death?

Alright... so in the morning, Bryan tells us that she's giving bonus points for prom pictures. I protested and asked whether there is something else I can do to get these two points, and she told me repeatedly that I don't need the two points and that I already got two for the spring break picture and that some people didn't get that. Well hey, whose fault is it if you didn't take a picture over the break? Whose fault is it if you don't want to dig $500 more into debt for prom and your mom won't let you go anyway? So I asked CiCi to take a "prom picture" to me and she bared her teeth and snarled at me, which I didn't expect. So back to talking to Bryan. As I talked to Ms. Bryan, I made certain and was consciously aware the entire time that I did not mention or even hint at taking away the two points from everyone, because that wouldn't help anyone at all.

But I guess she got annoyed at me and so she's not giving those points anymore. I'm sorry for asking, but that was totally not my intention. I thought about saying something when she told me she's going to de-offer those points, but then she would have just gotten really angry and screamed at me something like "SO WHAT THE ---- DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?? I offer them, you're not happy, and then I take them away, and you're still not happy!! Get away from me! RAA RAA!!"

5:31PM

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